spit roaster

when two guys are nailing the same chick from opposite ends, making her look like one of those little pigs they cook on a stick in hawaii. This is also referred to as a pig roaster and can easily be converted to an eiffel tower by the guys high fiving each other over her back.

Jeff and Ben pulled a spit roaster on Lisa last weekend but Ben doesn't want to talk about it since she's his sister.

by snakes69 January 8, 2008

Rooster Cube

A school and work appropriate term describing one who blocks another from a sexual encounter. "originally spread in Iowa"

He came in when I was alone with her, " goddamn rooster cube! "

by RC3Industries October 10, 2009

pig rooter

Man who will fuck any girl, regardless of how fat and ugly she is

Oh man, that guy is a total pigrooter, did you see the fatty he did last night?

by Phil Bailey April 13, 2005

blow job rooster

A great girl/girlfriend who wakes you up before you need to get up by sucking your big fat cock every morning. BJ Rooster works fine as well

Me: man that girl ive been seeing is such a Blow Job rooster. Everday at 7:55am.
Your Dad: stop fucking my wife.

by kill yourself please October 3, 2005

Rosturbating

A term used while showing extreme pleasure in one's fantasy sports line-up. Originated in the FX show, The League.

Ruxin: Ohh, look at this board
Jenny: It looks good
Ruxin: Just look at my line up
(Grunts)(Moans)
Kevin: Can you stop rosturbating please?

by BrokeN! September 20, 2010

roostery

the essence of a rooster.

the rooster on the cornflake box is rather roostery

by a;lsdjf;aoigasdg January 22, 2010

Rectum Rooter

That lucky fellow who has a wife or girlfriend that likes to be spontaneous while having sex with her. After being a thorough Bung Licker and totally cleansing her stink star, he reaches for his Jack Juice and liberally coats his rock hard cock and her gumhole and proceeds to enter her balloon knot ever so slowly. Once he has buried his root, balls deep in her rectum, he begins a gentle pattern of slowly withdrawing and reentering her turdcutter. He gradually builds up speed, pistoning away until reaching the point of no return and gushing his man load deep inside her tailpipe, thus being her ever loving Rectum Rooter.

Todd: Hey Larry, you have never been so relaxed. What gives?

Larry: Man, Linda was one hell of a Bag Lapper last night and she begged me to be her Rectum Rooter as I was being a Bung Tounger. She didn't have to ask me twice. The Jack Juice made it one hell of great way to dump the biggest load I ever had in her tight as hell tailhole.

Todd: Damn, at least she wasn't a Bunghole Bandit. You lucky bastard.

by The King Cornholer April 15, 2008