Robert

An Extremly hot guy. Usually with dark hair and dark eyes. Sucks at lying and or acting. is talked about by peers and is often self obsorbed and overly confident.
did you see that hottie, he is such a robert.
oh my gosh a robert was staring at me today.
there were so many suckish roberts at the grammys who didn't win anything.
by mr. nobody 6468 March 07, 2009
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Robert

He who just doesn't give a f@$k! Major grump, but only part of his charm! The bigger the ass he behaves like that day the sexier he becomes. He's neither ignorant or stupid, just poor mannered and a tad jaded with a lack of concern for how others perceive him. He exhumes great passion however and will give you his large penis in ways a girl can only dream of. Bad boy, but has his act together just the same.
Roberts are yummy in my tummy no matter if they actin crummy!
by MisWit May 25, 2015
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Robert

A gay fat retarded bitch that like to finger himself and his dad left him
by King smithy December 28, 2018
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Roberting

We all know the gorgeous, dazzling, amazing, talented, awsome, cute, hottest, etc. actor Robert Pattinson.
Roberting means: thinking about Robert Pattinson or talking about him or searching Rob on the internet...



Bella: Lia, what are you doing?
Lia: Well Bells, I'm looking at Rob's pics...( sigh)
Bella: ahaaa... so you're Roberting, AGAIN !
by HisGoldenEyesForever April 13, 2009
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Robert

A wise-cracking, smart-talking, humorous, and quick-witted person who is the butt of jokes but secretly admired by all.
That guy over there is such a Robert, but man, he is cool.
by cool cousin-in-law February 03, 2010
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Robert

Roberts tend to be very gay. Roberts will make you laugh so hard you will pee. Since Roberts are mostly gay they rely on his older girl cousins,sisters,and friends.
Robert told me a joke and i almost peed myself
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Robert

A Robert is an extremely nice and sweet person. He makes an awesome best friend and wingman. He also has a lot of dorky nick names that his friends unfortunately give him. Robert is easy to talk to, easy get along with and easy to love. He is extremely lazy, funny and always comes up with hilarious catch phrases that make you laugh. When you really get to know a Robert, you'll learn that he will put the ones he cares about before himself. He is a great listener, has good advice, and always knows what to say at the right time. Even though he gives great advice, he can rarely ever take his own. Robert's tend to have a lot of friends from all kinds of social groups, and also hangs out with a lot of attractive girls. Although Robert is sweet and has plenty of friends that are girls, he usually has trouble finding the right girl for him. When having Robert as a best friend, consider yourself very lucky because he is awesome and will always be there for you no matter what.
You sir look like the inside of a nose.

Robert: Wow that's das racist!!
Fabian: What does that mean?
Robert: It means more racist.
by Awesome 2530 March 22, 2012
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