fart riddle

"Hey, guess what??!?"
"What?"
"P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-r-r-r-f-f-f-f-f-t-t-ttt!"
It's really too bad to waste --- i.e., merely release it quietly, without any fanfare or "heads-up notice" --- a perfectly good "saved up" or "accumulated" gas-pocket, so it only seems sensible to make a fart riddle out of it.
by QuacksO March 29, 2022
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Logan Riddle

A Very Tall Scrawny Man Known For His Unfunny Jokes And Comments. Usually This Waste Of Sperm Is Found Playing Madden In His Natural Habitat, His Mom's Basement To Forget About The Idea That He Was Benched From Football All Season. His Middle Name Is Usually Eugene And He Smells Like Cum Stain.
Ew Look At Logan Riddle, He Built Like Jack Skellington
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Tom Riddle's hair

The true hair of Slytherin (hair, heir get it?).
Huhhh, that is the true heir of Slytherin.

No, it is the true HAIR of Slytherin, it is Tom Riddle's hair.
by H4hE3 March 26, 2023
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riddle me this

A phrase used before really hard questions.
Riddle me this, how many different genres of metal are there?
by Man Of Few Words April 12, 2021
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Hero of Embry Riddle

A john Wayne like student who stood his ground and took action to prevent a mass shooting at the Harvard of the Sky
Vito: "Mama Mia! Did you guys see Walt step up and be the hero of embry riddle today?"

Shelby: "Who?"
by IPellicane May 20, 2024
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Tom Marvolo Riddle

A Slytherin guy, who is often found trying to kill Harry at the end of each of the books in some way or another.

Also known as the Muggle name for Lord Voldemort.
V/TMR: Voldemort is my past, present and future. - Tom writes his name in midair. Tom Marvolo Riddle rearranges it's letters to spell I am Lord Voldemort-
H: -gasps-
by KillerBangs May 4, 2023
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