theory of relasstivity

Theory that a perfect ass has three attributes:
1. Lower butt - The lowest part of the ass, should be firm but not hard.
2. Middle-earth - Middle of ass, should be softer than the lower butt and stick out more.
3. Heaven - Highest part of the ass. "As above down below". Should be similar to lower butt.

Damn Joe, that ass definitely follows the theory of relasstivity!

by Nyota June 29, 2014

Maxin' and Relapsin'

Term used when one is chilling out and smoking weed or drugs of any kind. It usually involves skipping school, or missing work that day.

Phone rings.. "Hey I noticed you're car at home " "What are you doing ?"

ME: "Not much ,just Maxin' and Relapsin' "

by Dfdubmountain November 29, 2019

Relabitch

A relative that is also a bitch.

Jessi: My aunt’s a real relabitch. I heard her tellin’ my mom she thought my boyfriend was a loser during Thanksgiving dinner this year.

by Salty Q August 3, 2009

Comical Relapse

One of those things thats funny in your head but when you say it out loud nobody laughs.

Tim: What did the farmer tell everyone?

Alex: What?

Tim: I'm a farmer.

Alex: That was a Comical Relapse.

by (DWR) September 2, 2005

relapse 2

the seventh studio album from the Famous Self Made Millionaire Eminem then from in on out D12's album will be next,With Exclusive rapper proof back with D on a track...He never left..!

yeaah!,that high potency Rap is Crack to my ears,Fuck Lil Wayne,i ain't feel non of that sh!t he sayin,I heard mixtapes better then his Studio album..but i be waitin for the relapse 2 after the first one,That garbage shit Sucka Mc's puttin out...T.I singin with the weak ass white bread justin,soldja boy with a fuckin Gay ass dance makin Black people look bad like flavor flav & Krumping..Dumb ass nigga's..Cut that shit out when Obama's Prez,we dont need retarded ghetto shit.

by homeboy March 21, 2009

reliable friend

Somebody who you feel deep affection towards, and whom you love very much, but you are too shy to admit your feelings to them.

"I have the gun Mister Byakuya gave me... and I have my reliable friend, Toko."

by tokomaru September 18, 2019

Reliable Source

Urban Dictionary

Urban dictionary is such a reliable source!

by mynameiswho April 10, 2016