The therapeutic use of profuckingfanity (as invented and mastered by Mental Health Verbal Release Therapy). Based on the philosophy that one's ability to *verbally release frustrations may help to keep them out of jail...or, at the very least, make them feel less "stabby" towards others.
*profanity absofuckinglutely required
*profanity absofuckinglutely required
I wanted to kick that twatwaffling skankaroni right in the taco, but I used verbal release therapy instead. Now I can spend my unused bail money on something nice for myself.
Verbal release therapy allows me to tell you what a cuntpletely fucking worthless narcissistic douchelicker you are without incurring a physical assault charge! This shit really fucking works!
The only things keeping me from throat punching you are mental health verbal release therapy and my distain for the color prison orange.
Verbal release therapy allows me to tell you what a cuntpletely fucking worthless narcissistic douchelicker you are without incurring a physical assault charge! This shit really fucking works!
The only things keeping me from throat punching you are mental health verbal release therapy and my distain for the color prison orange.
by Betty Humptur February 22, 2014
Get the verbal release therapy mug.(TELEVISION JOURNALISM) video segment created by a specialized PR firm under commission from a company or government agency, that is made to look like a regular news segment. It is then submitted to news stations and run without attribution. In this way, the official opinion of (say) British Petroleum, Goldman Sachs, Merrill Lynch, or Regence Blue Shield is presented as journalism.
The practice is illegal, but fines are derisory, license suspension for the offender NEVER has happened, and all news networks and affiliates do it. Most do it a lot.
The practice is illegal, but fines are derisory, license suspension for the offender NEVER has happened, and all news networks and affiliates do it. Most do it a lot.
Medialink Worldwide is one of the largest producers of video news releases.
When VNRs are created for the government, they are called "informational news releases" and are typically made to justify policies of the current ruling party.
When VNRs are created for the government, they are called "informational news releases" and are typically made to justify policies of the current ruling party.
by Primus Intra Pares July 15, 2010
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Tyrone taught Brie Ann to relax her gag reflex by painting her throat with numbing teething gel so she could deepthroat him with ease and have him shoot his load directly into her stomach.
by Richard Black June 7, 2005
Get the gag reflex mug.Just chill out for now or don't worry about events over which you have no control. This comes from the advice given next to flights in departures, 'relax and shop' before a gate is confirmed. It describes what one should do in purgatory before events or decisions which could go either way, good or bad.
John: I'm really worried about those test results.
Marsha: Well, there's nothing you can do now, just relax and shop.
Marsha: Well, there's nothing you can do now, just relax and shop.
by Beclan November 5, 2010
Get the relax and shop mug.The moment someone tells you a juicy story & your first reflex is to grab your phone & text someone what you just found out.
Tessa- Yea, Tyler totally fingered Emma.
Linda- No way!
*Grabs phone & texts Matt* (<-- Reflexting)
Linda- Tyler fingered Emma.
Matt- She cheated on Bryan!?
Linda- Yea she's totally "Slide to Unlock"
Linda- No way!
*Grabs phone & texts Matt* (<-- Reflexting)
Linda- Tyler fingered Emma.
Matt- She cheated on Bryan!?
Linda- Yea she's totally "Slide to Unlock"
by Chawwley Bucket July 25, 2011
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Guy 1: "Dude, that joint was killer."
Guy 2: "Definitely, I'm totally relaxafucktaculaculating right now."
Guy 2: "Definitely, I'm totally relaxafucktaculaculating right now."
by Donoban444 November 27, 2012
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