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Urbanomic Resession

The time period starting in spring 2010 to current time in which Urban Dictionary has chosen Words of the Day that have recieved overall negitave reception by the patrons of the website.
Random Internet Lurker- "July 29th 2010- strategic friend default? Where's my witty word/phrase I can integrate into my every day life? This Urbanomic Resession has gone too far."

Random Internet Lurker #2- "I think I'm going to kill myself. I just can't handle this Urbanomic Resession anymore."

Seriously people, the Word Of the Day is the life of some people. Stop commiting assisted suicide.
by Mirelurk Mama August 1, 2010
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recessionist

to be one with the recession.

to not spend alot of money because of the recession
nah man i cant buy that im a recessionist.
by JJ fresh May 4, 2009
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'Like' Recession

The period of time where the average amount of 'likes' you receive per status decreases to a low point
"Awh man"
"What?"
"I spend all day thinking of the funniest shit to post,but nobodys been liking my statuses lately"
"That sucks dude,your going through a 'like' recession'"
"A what?"
"Look it up on Urban Dictionary"
by ElRayo August 18, 2011
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Recest

To Commit Incest repeatedly, hence the prefix "re".
Incest is looked down upon by almost all natural cultures, This Incest includes Recest, Yes it is gross that two family members would commit sexual activity twice or more.
Person 1 -Did you hear what Danny and His Sister where caught doing?
Person 2 - INCEST!
Person 1 - No, Recest, i watched the first time...
by Jake Ballou April 28, 2008
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RECESSION DATING

Lingering on in an unhealthy and often unsatisfying relationship due to fear of starting over or becoming single.
Sex is bad, he gets treated like germ and he continues to stay in the relationship. It's complete "recession dating"
by traderjosephine August 16, 2009
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Triple-Dip Recession

A sexual act involved in the bedroom between a man and a woman. The man inserts his penis into the vagina, before removing it and inserting it into the anus, then into the mouth, then back to the vagina, then back into the anus and so on and so forth until he cums.
No care is given to the cleanliness of the penis as it is transferred from one bodily entrance to another.

The term derives from economics, 'a long-term recession', because many couples now resort to more compelling sex moves due to personal financial circumstances.
Not to be confused with a Double-Dip Recession, which excludes insertion into the mouth.
"The Triple-Dip Recession is really taking its toll on me and my partner. I've had two vaginal infections in the past three weeks."
by arransc April 13, 2013
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Recession Attention Disorder

Condition resulting from months of doing the work of 4. Exacerbated by repeated taskus interuptus

Your brain is like a shaken lava lamp. Your planning and decision making functions are like those of a squirrel in traffic.

Treatment: If you cannot manage a week on a beach, a quick fix would be to lay on your front lawn in a fetal position for as long as it takes to re-focus.
If I work another weekend I will develop a full-blown case of Recession Attention Disorder
by teeceeTO July 11, 2010
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