Fart Rash

When you fart so hard, the pressure peels of your butt skin and leaves a skin rash.

Omg, I had Mexican food yesterday and caught myself a severe case of Fart Rash while slipping one out.

by tomatkaster October 26, 2021

rubber rash

when you masturbate so many times your cock gets hot and begins to smell like burning rubber.

father- what happened to all my Bengay?
son- o sorry pops i needed it cool my rubber rash
father-

by rawdogkilla November 7, 2013

A Bad Rash

1. Euphemism used to describe and/or add emphasis as to how bad a situation may be.

2. A bad rash. Swelling and redness and I some cases itching and chaffing of the skin of an impacted area of the body.

My boss is like a bad rash. Always on my ass and driving me nuts.

I have a bad rash on my taint. I haven’t bathed for several days and it’s getting a tad itchy.

by Eaton Holgoode January 10, 2019

Myleene Rash

A myleene rash is an annoying itchy scabby disorder spreads itself onto anything it can attach itself to, abit like myleene klass has on the air waves of uk tv

What is on ITV.. oh its Myleene Klass, what is on CH4.. oh its Myleene Klass.. what is that spot on my backside... oh its myleene rash

by pantene pro v February 2, 2009

Mut Rash

When a "Mut"(Vagina) has become infected with any and all sorts of diseases / viruses.

I was just about to bang this chick until I saw the dirtiest Mut Rash I've ever seen!

by SkidZz March 14, 2011

Ghetto Rash

gangsta word for herpies

Bloke: "wanna see my dong"
Women: "Ewww you got bare ghetto rash"

by Blahblah12345xxxx January 9, 2009

Fanny rash

Humorous rhyming slang for "cash", which makes talking about money infinitely funnier.

"Bro, I need to go withdraw some fanny rash."
"I don't have enough fanny rash for that."

by Jambo the Walkman February 18, 2020