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Random Boner Syndrome (RBS)

Sometimes referred to as RBS, Random Boner Syndrome is a severe medical condition plaguing men around the world. As implied, a young male will, unexpectedly get and erection boner often at an inappropriate time. It is completely random, with no visual or mental stimulation required to cause it. Most males will not experience this very often after puberty.
Guy1: Dude, do you got a hotdog in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Guy2: OH NO, Random Boner Syndrome (RBS) strikes again!
by Ymerej Kcirrag August 12, 2008
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rando

That which is random. Generally used in reference to people.
I thought this party was invitation only...what the hell are all these randos doing here?

I was going to ask Peyton to come to the concert with me, but she already has plans. So now I have to take some fucking rando, like John.
by DS* April 12, 2006
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I'm random

A phrase used by 'deep', 'quirky', and/or 'zany' young people on their blogs/social networking profiles to essentially state, 'I'm really annoying.'
I talked to Nicki because her profile said "I'm random", which I perceived meaning she was unique and interesting. What they don't tell you is that "I'm random" really means, "I'm really annoying".
by lepoulpe March 7, 2010
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Randomidous

(ran-dum-i-dus) n. a mental disorder usualy found in highly distracted indivudals characterized by socially unacceptiable (strange) activity, speaking or thinking out of context, drawing on napkins, walls, and small animals, inability to sleep. Often perceived as anti-social or misunderstood. Individuals with this disorder may experience hallucenations, creative diarreah, and may say random things and make random voices at any given time. Individuals with Randomidous should be handled with extreme care to avoid combustion.

(Randomidous is always capitalized)
Girl1: My homie always tripping out and saying weird things that dont make anysense.
Girl2: Damn she prolly got Randomidous. I heard its like ADD only worse.
by Randomidous® October 9, 2005
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randomers

Random people. People you don't know, and who seem to be there for no reason. Strangers, or barely-there acquaintances.
The ones nobody invited to the party, but who hang around anyway - no-one will ask them to leave, as no-one knows who invited them in the first place.
My Facebook friends are a mix of colleagues, school friends, and randomers I couldn't turn down in case I'd met them and forgotten about it.
by Blue Jack May 4, 2009
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Random fall-out

When you are having sex with your girlfriend and all of a sudden your cock flies out of her vagina/arse and you thrust it painfully into her thigh/butt cheek
1. She was riding me hard and then all of a sudden I was doubled-over in pain due to random fall-out
2. Don't fuck that guy, all you get is random fall-out
3. Nic: "Let's have some freaky sex"
Justine: "As long as you can control the random fall-out"
by TGR Online October 1, 2009
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