quiffer

quiffer is a pusy fart

you are a fucking quiffer

by jennifer December 15, 2003

quoff

Alternate spelling of quofe (also quoaf or quof).

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.

verb: To emit penile flatulence.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up letting a quoff at the same time, thereby splattering urine everywhere.

by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

quif

See pussy fart.

by B July 12, 2003

quife

A "vaginal fart". Typically caused by the compression of air in the vagina during intercourse.

He: Did you just fart?
She: No, that was a quife

by Dradle April 1, 2009

quaff

To Drink Heartily

by Nikki October 6, 2003

Quief Latifah

A large black woman particulary susceptible to quiefing.

A was going down on the girl and she busted out like Quief Latifah. Awww Hell Nawwwww.

by HansVomDeustchland May 25, 2007

Quaff

1. To drink something (a fountain, sink, potion) in a hearty manner.

2. Usually used by people with an extended vocabulary, such as Edgar Allan Poe.

1. You see here a fountain. 'q'

Drink from the fountain? (y/N) y

This tepid water is tasteless.
from nethack

2. "Quaff, oh quaff such kind nepenthe .."
from The Raven

by Xevium March 7, 2010