Quaranten

That first ten pounds you gain from comfort-eating while in quarantine from COVID-19.

I got on the scale this morning and found out I'd put on a full Quaranten this month.

by One Science March 20, 2020

Quaranti

A drink consisting of;

30ml vodka
30ml gin
30ml vermouth
Olive, lime or lemon

15ml corona

Can be stored shaker or, stirred in a used glass with 4 dirty insanitised fingers

A drink to share

I will have quaranti please to make it easy to spread the diseasie

by Andy n Jo March 24, 2020

Quaranenting

An overtly permissive (and survivalist) parenting style that reflects the utter exhaustion of any personal time or space from one’s family due to quarantine, isolation, and/or social-distancing requirements in the era of a global pandemic like (but not limited to) that of the novel Coronavirus SARS-CoV-2, causing COVID-19 and parental insanity the world over. Best summed up in a meme featuring actor Ken Jeong in a sombrero. Lack of space and sanity means all the rules are different... Professional level Quaranenting often also involves using another pandemic-enabled tool: margarita take-out/delivery.

Normally I discourage skateboarding and soccer in the house but I’m Quaranenting, so I’ll allow it.

by Nezarynew March 29, 2020

quarading

Alright mate, quarading is the maddest of towns Where all the sick cunts live. Quarading is also known for their over priced road house.

Where the frick is quarading?

by Me dick stanks42069 November 16, 2020

quarantittyfuck

this one does exactly what it says on the tin - it’s a tittyfuck secured whilst quarantining.

“Any chance of a quarantittyfuck, bbz?”

by Robocourier February 20, 2021

Quarantine

An endless feeling of loneliness and wanting social interaction , whether being an introvert or an extrovert. Symptoms may include : Depression, Late night cry sessions, sleepless nights, lack of hunger, confusion on the current day, and more

Damn, Quarantine is kicking my ass.

by michajustttt April 4, 2020

quarantine boo

When quarantine hits, you finna run off with your “quarantine boo” and repopulate the new world

Or when we locked down you find a boo and become quarantined in separate houses and only time you fuck is online. Long distance but with corona

“When shit breaks out be my quarantine boo”

by Coronafucked March 27, 2020