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Lamp posting

"lamp posting" A term used to describe an internet user who will reply to a post they have no interest in, just to fulfil their urge to leave a mark on their surroundings, like a dog and a lamp post.
"Bob, your are lamp posting, just skip past the thread"
by Calibreton August 27, 2018
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pencil-pushing prophet

your typical white-collar employee. he often does meaningless and repetitive work such as copying-and-pasting or entering details from 9 to 5 on week-days. he is not only mildly bored by his job, but genuinely resents it. he also usually has a handful of people above him on the coperate ladder whose asses he is regularly forced to kiss.
I was sick of being a pencil-pushing prophet so I told my boss to stuff it.
by Ishta October 7, 2006
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Pushing 🅿️

“Pushing 🅿️“ can mean a few things; such as player, pimping, or pounds. Some people also say it to validate something or call someone cool
“Dude over there been pushing 🅿️ since a youngan.”
by Dolo4 January 17, 2022
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pisting yawa

Visayan curse words for "devil shit".

pisti - shit
yawa - devil

pisting yawa - devil shit
Pisting yawa!!!
Meaning: Devil shit!!!

Pisting yawa gi-atay sakita s'akong totoy!
Meaning: Devil shit, fuck this, my boob hurts!

Pisting yawa, kuyawa sa ngitngit sad uy!
Meaning: Devil shit, the dark is so great!
by MasItumSaNgitngit January 9, 2009
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pasting

Pasting is the act of rubbing tooth paste on one's nipples in order to get high, it is currently becoming very common in teenagers throughout the world.
Billy: Hey man have you been pasting again?
Bob: Hell yeah man, I got so fucking stoned.
by LeNewMeMe May 7, 2012
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cushion for the pushing

Girl with a fat ass, ass feels like a cushion as you're having sex with her doggy style
"That chick has a fat ass"
"Oh yeah, that's more cushion for the pushing
by mur11 July 29, 2006
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Baby Punting

The act of kicking a baby or small child off a bridge in a fit of rage or frustration
I'm about to punt a baby off a bridge

Did you see Tyson out Baby Punting Earlier
by Tiny Tucker March 12, 2009
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