Proties

Its the vegetarian knock off of protein. Because all vegans are special snowflakes.

Person 1: Hey did you get your daily intake of protein?
Vegan: Excuse me, its PROTIES.

by BootyShorts4Life May 30, 2018

Disloyal Proximal Phalanges

Somebody in a relationship who secretly masturbates to porn instead of making love to their partner. They have disloyal hands.

Peter performed disloyal proximal phalanges activities when he went and tossed off in the toilet instead of making love to his girlfriend.

by Milandra September 29, 2011

protists

Protists are single or multiple celled organisms that live in moist or wet surroundings they can be plant like, fungus like, and animal like. They are all eukaryotic which means their cells have a nucleus. Plant like protists have algae in them. Algae have chlorophyll in their cell so they can make their own energy from the sun this process is known as photosynthesis. These organisms have many cells, other plant like protists are single celled and propel themselves with tail like flagellum and have an eyespot to detect light. Animal like protists they are called protozoans, protozoans are single celled but they have special holes called vacuole.

Protists are single or multiple celled organisms that live in moist or wet surroundings they can be plant like, fungus like, and animal like. They are all eukaryotic which means their cells have a nucleus. Plant like protists have algae in them. Algae have chlorophyll in their cell so they can make their own energy from the sun this process is known as photosynthesis. These organisms have many cells, other plant like protists are single celled and propel themselves with tail like flagellum and have an eyespot to detect light. Animal like protists they are called protozoans, protozoans are single celled but they have special holes called vacuole.

by tycho is not underage May 7, 2019

turkey baster full of protien shake

a penis, originates from the concept that male ejaculate is high in protien.

"I gave it her"
"Gave her what?"
"You know my turkey baster full of protein shake

by Big E notor E us October 16, 2003

Colon Protine Shake

When five or more guys cum into a mans ass and then he farts the cum into a glass and drinks it like a protine shake.

Joe must have been hungry after letting eight guys dump cum in his ass, because he farted all of that cum into a glass and drank it like a colon protine shake.

by lifechildbitch December 6, 2010

Pratima

Pratima is a smart, young, beautiful Bhutanese woman who has experienced a lot of tough incidents within her short amount of time she has lived. She is the property of a Chinese (chink) Brian that has both forge their life together to become one. They both have sworn on behalf of their lives that they will never leave one another no matter on what circumstances or problems they face. Both Pratima and Brian are superb for each other, having destiny brought upon them both. Shall the world bless them both to live a happy life together, a one in a lifetime chance of anyone meeting a girl like Brian did. Anyone who is in a relationship or related to any girl named Pratima should consider themselves lucky.

Pratima is Brian's bitch for life.

by X-XXVIII-XVIII November 29, 2018

protien stain

a white sticky substance (cum)

stefan go ask hendi wat a protein stain is

by vince May 13, 2005