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prosticute

wow cool prosticute
by bogasuda June 15, 2011
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Prostatute

The prostatutes ares whores that, in the middle of the action, violently insert their fingers into your anus to reach your prostate. They also go back and forth with their fingers really really fast and really really hard. They are evil creatures that appear only at moonless nights, so watch out!
-Hey dude, you wanna get some hoe's 'night?
-better not, man, I can't see the moon in the sky... There must be some prostatutes among them...
-oh shit, I forgot! Come on get into my car, I'll bring us safe!
by Grillzy January 7, 2010
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prostitution

The practice of exchanging sex for money, goods or favours - by people who have the integrity to admit what they are doing.

Contrary to popular stupidity very few whores are coerced and most are self-employed, or work through agencies.

Yes it's squalid, and I will stop doing it the moment someone explains to me how it's morally worse than the 'approved' method of going to clubs and lying your way into some drunken slut's minge.
I can see why prostitution may have been harmful to society when there was still a society to harm.
by Lord Grimcock May 18, 2008
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prostitution

how dreams are made.
"Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn't selling fucking legal?" - George Carlin on prostitution.
by Drama_King January 18, 2009
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prostitution

Only thing better than porn if you don't have a girlfriend.
I went to Vegas and prostitution was everywhere. So I started living in Caesars Palace, saving up cash to spend on hookers.
by ggg666 October 24, 2003
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prostitute

A person that will sleep around for money. Usually when used, it is referring to a female sleeping with a male, but there are cases where a male sleeps with a female for money, male with male, and female with female.
Nerd 1: Dude, I got laid last night!

Nerd 2: It doesn't count if it's a prostitute.

Nerd 1: What if I didn't pay her?

Nerd 2: You did.
by lionking1 August 3, 2009
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Canadian Prostitute

A Canadian woman who you pay to give you a hug. (this is because the Canadians are too polite to pay people for sex)
That guy Bob is a real hoser, he cheated on his wife when he paid that Canadian prostitute to give him a hug.
by ls614 June 16, 2011
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