paid programming

when a politician makes a speech on television---it's paid programming, and you paid for it.

The State of The Union speech is a perfect example of paid programming.

by archimedest September 11, 2006

programmatrix

1. A female programmer who displays remarkable skill in the craft
2. A female lead developer

That girl is a programmatrix - she only has to compile her code once.

A degree in computer science may seem intimidating, ladies, but after you're through, you'll all be programmatrices.

by correct horse battery staple August 14, 2011

the.programmer

a smart yet retarded forum wh0re. likes to post, but mostly to spam, and if you post about something in his narrow view of the world, then he'll post until you delete the thread of a mod locks it. he's basically a 1337 nub :D.

what it said above will work.

by treeman November 3, 2004

Shitty Programming

Can be used towards anything that is a software. But mostly used to vent frustration at a video game that has major flaws that can cause glitching or giving you an unfair advantage while playing (especially online).

Playing FORNITE Online
FUCK THIS SHITTY PROGRAMMING! I headshot that dude 5 feet away with a pump and only 9 damage?!?! Then I landed a shot again for 189 damage... and it wasn't even a head shot and further away!!!!

Just Search online for Fortnite aim sucks and you will see the Shitty Programming. Now just apply that to the rest of the world of SMH things.

by NidgeDFX July 19, 2018

programmer

It is really difficult to say what is programmer. On computer's language this means "The Lord", though...

1001010010100101: 1001011010010110, how are you today ?

1001011010010110: Thanks Programmer, I have low load now, my processor cools down...

by krumch June 24, 2011

Programme

A Chick with a lot of issues and who requires vast amounts of attention.

That programme didn't want to down on me unless I did her a million favors first and when she finally did she stayed on her cell phone.

by hot lunch April 13, 2005

progammer

An Internet user who plays games (not video) with losers who need to learn a lesson about what is unacceptable.
A derivative term from Queenslandspeak (gammin) in Australia

Why is that user bugging us like he was a progammer?
I thought you were only joking until I worked out you're a progammer and were toying with me

by MasterSofTrancE April 9, 2006