Procrasturbation

Putting off things so you can masturbate

John had a project but he could not resist procrasturbation and he did not get it done.

by Cason December 28, 2007

procrasterbating

Using masturbation as a way to put things off.

"I was too busy to wash the car because I was procrasterbating."

by carpediemdps March 30, 2010

Procrasterbating

The act of procrastinating by masturbating.

Girlfriend: Jimmy, why didn't you call me last night?

Jimmy: I apologize, I was procrasterbating to your sister's Facebook profile pictures.

by TIME Lincoln March 18, 2011

procrasturbation

to waste time pleasuring yourself

A teenage boys' favorite way to avoid doing his homework is procrasturbation.

by MAKATTACK234 October 14, 2009

Procrasterbating

When you stroke the shaft, just to keep it from getting soft.
It is typically done when sifting through pornographic websites, looking for something you want to finish to, but is also known to happen out of boredom.

I visited Mark the other day. I walked in on him watching T.V, unfortunately, he was Procrasterbating.

by FamishedPants March 18, 2012

Procrasturbating

procrastinating because of masturbating

I should have been writing my literature essay, but I was procrasturbating.

by blackbluerose November 23, 2010

procrasteanation

Procrastination through the brewing of tea, and drinking thereof.

I was trying to revise, but my thirst for tea caused many bouts of procrasteanation.

by WiederVerwendbar February 21, 2014