When you are sitting on the crapper and you force out what feels like a triple coiler and you look in the bowl of the toilet and its gone
"(on the phone after a phantom shit)"
Person A: i was just sitting on john for twenty minutes and i took the biggest shit of my life
Person B: Did you get a picture?
Person A: NO IT WAS A PHANTOM SHIT!!!
Person A: i was just sitting on john for twenty minutes and i took the biggest shit of my life
Person B: Did you get a picture?
Person A: NO IT WAS A PHANTOM SHIT!!!
by ||Loco|| March 1, 2009
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Kid 2: omg leave! ur so childish!
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i lost my dick in the army, and sgt john has been telling me that i need to chill. i think he has reverse phantom dick.
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noun. Phantom lecture
Person A: "how was your lecture mate?"
Person B: "Shite. went all the fucking way into town, only to find it was a bloody Phantom Lecture. Theres £2.40 on the bus i could have done without wasting."
Person A: "how was your lecture mate?"
Person B: "Shite. went all the fucking way into town, only to find it was a bloody Phantom Lecture. Theres £2.40 on the bus i could have done without wasting."
by jonnytee November 19, 2009
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During fits of uncontrollable hysterical laughter, she had bouts of Phantom Pissing Disorder that plagued her.
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