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Mashed potatoes

Mashed potatoes is your brain when you’ve smoked too much weed and you forget random shit. Or when you just feel dumb.
You: Where tf are my keys?!
Me: Where’d you leave it last?
You: idk
Me: Mashed potatoes, smoke some more!
by Cancel unsubscribe April 13, 2021
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Mashed potatoes

mashed potatoes are just Irish guacamole.
Hey Bro, did you know that mashed potatoes are just Irish guacamole.
Bro, what the fuck
by concon15 October 28, 2021
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mashed potatoes

mashed potatoes refers to children and the fact that they often resemble mashed potatoes when they are born
i hate it when i have to pick up the mashed potatoes from the day care center
by bigbrian42069 September 19, 2019
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Roast Beef & Mashed Potato

"I am going to have roast beef & mashed potato tonight!" - Jack

"Okay wear protection" - Jake
by RandomPayneTrain October 11, 2022
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balls like mashed potatoes

Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.
Guy 1: Fuck he crushed his nuts on the rail!
Guy 2: I bet he has balls like mashed potatoes now!
by DaveDH June 14, 2024
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mashed potato

Slur. A derogatory term used to describe a homosexual who receives anal fornication frequently and subsequently their anus is mashed out like potatoes.
“that pofta fucks every man… he’s definitely a mashed potato
by negr0thehero May 7, 2023
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Muncie Mashed Potato

Named after Muncie, Indiana. A Muncie Mashed Potato is where you are doing anal and a girl shits on your dick
“Dude last night I did the Muncie Mashed Potato
by DUCKBOYDAOIL April 16, 2024
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