greg lu position

when you lean over on a table and stick your ass out only to have a meterstick or bottle shoved up your ass

Sanda: Hehe...hes in the greg lu position *shoves meterstick up ass*
Greg: AAUUGGHHH!!!!! MY ASS!!!!

by dastiglovaa September 22, 2011

WWF Champions Sex Position

when your in the 69 position and while a girl is sucking your dick you pick her up from the bed and piledrive her to the ground.

i fucking gave that bitch the WWF Champion Sex Position last night. She had no fucking clue what hit her.

by Hideki Matsui May 10, 2005

short position

(FINANCE) a situation in which an investor owns financial instruments (shares, bonds, financial derivatives, etc.) that will make the most money IF some other thing declines in value.

Therefore, one always has to take a short position on something in particular. A short position on gold means the investor expects gold to decline in value in the near future, and has bought various things to make money if it does.

Some ways to take a short position on X include:

(1) buying a put option on X

(2) writing a call option on X

(3) borrowing X and selling it (shorting a stock)

#3 is the classical way to take a short position. It was dangerous because a skillful trader could squeeze the shorts using a corner.

BILL: I guess you took a bath when the stock market tanked, huh?

ANA: Nope. I took a short position on all of the nine largest banks. Did rather well, thank you very much.

BIL: Sweet!

by Abu Yahya April 5, 2010

Absotively Posilutely

A term coined in the 1988 Disney film " Oliver and Co." For those cats that are just too cool for school and have mad amounts of street saviore faire.

Dodger: And once you got the beat,
you can do anything.

Oliver: I can?

Dodger: Absotively Posilutely!

by Ibangedthepinkranger January 17, 2010

t posing

Something cool people do to assert dominance.

Bob was t posing to assert his dominance on Joe.

by Dys😩 June 6, 2018

Positive Problem

A problem which, while it may be annoying, you dont really mind having, or a problem that you would rather have than not have.

I brought home too many groceries to fit in my refrigerator. Since this means that both food is readily available to me and that i have the money to buy it, this is a positive problem.

by SenexTheWise November 19, 2010

urban dictionary sex position

A cursed or odd sex position that can only be found in the depths of Urban Dictionary

“We should try out the charmander “

“Ughh, an Urban dictionary sex position?”

by TotallyNotASoviet February 22, 2020