POONIS

the genitalia of a hermaphrodite (part poon and part penis)

by David September 28, 2003

poonior

Young adolescent girls who dress like they're grown up thus implying that they give the poon like they're experienced women, when in reality they're poon is too immature. And so, they are poon juniors...Pooniors.

I went to the mall today and saw this 16 year old poonior wearing a thong and flirting with me like I wouldn't break that in two.

by urgdalmighty January 28, 2008

Poonis

Used to describe a penis that has been pooped on or dipped in poop.

David pooped on maguires Penis while they were having sex and maguire had a poonis

by Chunky poop lover November 4, 2019

Poonis

Pussy+penis the ultimate insult

Sara: ugh Kyle is such a poonis

Chad: i know right, just man up pussy

by Connardinkley May 13, 2020

Poonis

The act of dipping your penis into a steaming pile of poop.

Jessica: “The sex wasn’t going anywhere until he whipped out his poonis.”

by CpSkeletor May 25, 2020

Poonis

the opposite of penis

"Is your poonis on fire?"

by Kris fuckskey October 30, 2002

poonish

Adj.- in the gayest sense of gay. totally stupid. absolutely not worth your while. when your fish named bacon jr. dies.

Dude, that pink flowered shirt is poonish.

by Bacon Sr. February 22, 2007