sexual intercourse

something that i have with your mother every night. we make pollen or some shit

“hey i heard that Cecilia and John had sexual intercourse last night”
“hell yeah dawg”

by sexgod 69420 November 24, 2021

Jewish Intercourse

Depositing money into one's bank account

J Money got his paycheck from weis and did some Jewish Intercourse

by michealjackosn677 May 12, 2023

Sexual Intercourse

Something your mom and dad did before they found out about you

In class we learned about sexual intercourse

by ThatAnielkaGurl May 18, 2023

textual intercourse

when someone text's you a sexual explicit term, and you return with another one of equal or lesser value.

text to jane from john: "junk suck?"
text to john from jane: "fuck in the truck?"
hence textual intercourse.

by Nathan Goudreau December 15, 2007

Smoke Screen Intercourse

When a dude ejaculates into a female specimens' orbital sockets, he begins to viciously slap her in the face, impairing her vision due to newly acquired combination of concussion like symptoms and the jizz in her head.

Dude: Wanna have some Smoke Screen Intercourse?
Girl: Um...Won't that hurt my eyes?
Dude: Don't worry, more than your eyes will hurt.
Girl: Oooo kinky...I like it.

by Naveed Mosca June 15, 2018

kissable intercourse

also know as the famous FRENCH KISS it involves more tongue and has to be longer than an hour and a half...or it doesnt count as KISSABLE INTERCOURSE.. much saliva is needed for lubrication. WARNING: MAY CAUSE MORE ACTION THAN PLANNED! ;)

woah dude! me and monica had kissable intercourse last night! Damn, she's from Texas!

by manida May 16, 2006

intercoursey

another form of sexy.
usually used when you forget the word sexy.

Damnn.. That girl was... intercoursey

by cat_in_hat0 January 30, 2008