Pinafore

Dungarees with a skirt instead of trousers

"Jo's 'scribbling suit'consisted of a black woollen pinafore on which she could wipe her pen at will, and a cap of the same material, adorned with a cheerful red bow.." - Little Women, by L. M. Alcott

Alternately,
Cait: Isn't this lovely material for making a pinafore!
Heleen: You mean the thing that looks like dungarees with a skirt instead of trousers?
Cait: That's the one!

by OnlyFAHms March 25, 2021

Penaldo

Messi’s cheap dog, and sniff cocaine when in the box. He now statpads in Arab league or Discovering new countries such as Luxembourg or Faroe Island (idk how he got into the national team but obviously the manager is fanboy)

Fanboy checks at ESPN FC YouTube community post about Portugal vs Luxembourg

“Wow, he scores two goal and one of them with a free kick. Truly a goat 🇵🇹🐐”
Man with Logic

“Damn this man still statpads and scores against lower teams, Penaldo truly finished 😂😂😂”

by ြြြ March 28, 2023

pinakanakakapagngitngitngitngitang-pagsisinungasinungalingan

The longest god damn word ever, meaning "Most creaking-lying"
The word is in Filipino so don't try incorporating it into an English conversation.

"Bro you're telling me some pinakanakakapagngitngitngitngitang-pagsisinungasinungalingan." Said Pio.

by EpicGamer5673 April 18, 2023

Miss-Penalty

An overrated Argentine footballer who plays for FC Barcelona that is known to miss crucial penalties and big chances when the pressure is high and a lot is at stake.

Miss-Penalty choked again under pressure, now he’s going to fake another retirement or blame Higuain.

by Alagbanko April 30, 2021

Penaldado

Penaldado is a nickname for Tottenham Spanish football player Roberto Soldado as he score almost all of his goals throughout penalty kicks.

Tottenham won yesterday, again with a Penaldado goal. Guess how he scored it?

by Ser1212 December 29, 2013

penalkany

An average guy with a below average life living with his « DaAad », he’s from a shithole city named wed fes , he goes around stealing others lame trans ass pens.
Growing up i heard stories about him my grand father used to say : « penalkany is a scary little gnome , an incest product that enjoys going around the village stealing ugly girls numbers , oneday i asked a girl if she had a pen so i can play my daily soduku , he came at and yelled at me « PEN GIVE ME THE PENALTY AND THE BEAUTIFUL QUEEN OR I KICK YOUR ASS » »

Shame on you penalkany

-Hey bro …you good ?
-No a girl just…
-Friendzoned you ? Its alright happens to the best of us
-No… she penalkany ed me
-You mean called you an average looking lifeless fatherlover mf that steal others pens , lame ass girls and jokes just to impress his trans ex ? Thats rough bro ama block you….

by Omarobloxx March 15, 2022

Haircut Penalization

When you go to school/work with a new haircut, and people mention it over and over again, even though you obviously already know.

Person 1: "Hey! You got a haircut!"
Person 2: "Yeah, I know."
Person 3: "Hey! You got a haircut!"
Person 2: "Well, obviously, I know that I got a haircut."
Person 4: "Wow, thats some seriously Haircut Penalization"

etc.

by Tommmmm Russsssso December 14, 2009