in a pigs eye

Scoffing, derogatory: meaning "That ain't gonna happen."

First man: "You are gonna have to forgive her." Second man: "In a pigs eye I will!"

by Kester August 14, 2007

couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass

Referring to someones inability to do something.

Most commonly used to portray someones shit driving ability.

Dude 1: "Let me drive"
Dude 2: "You couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass"

by vkwagz June 14, 2017

Guinea Pigs

Cute, cuddly,and great pets!

Guinea Pigs are cool critters!

by Shelby A April 11, 2007

when pigs fly

never; it won't happen

F student: Think I could get into Harvard?
A student: When pigs fly!

by William MacCabe December 28, 2005

rich pigs

Selfish greedy rich people who want and get more and more money for only themselves without any consideration for anyone or anything else.

The rich pigs on Wall Street got a government bailout at the expense of everyone else.

by jogils May 7, 2009

Killing two pigs with one bird

A modern version of the popular saying "killing two birds with one stone." derived from the popular video game "angry birds."

I was killing two pigs with one bird by eating lunch and playing angry birds at the same time.

by Mrgus April 7, 2011

nigs on pigs

Another word used for a hogrider in the game clash of clans.

I three starred a max townhall 9 using nigs on pigs!

by tactic1an December 25, 2015