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pocket bunny

Someone who is broke or has no money. The act of pulling out one's pant's pockets to show there is no funds hidden within forms the ears of said bunny.
Can you believe when we went out he pulled up all pocket bunny on us and I had to pay?
by aardvarks June 8, 2007
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pocketbook

"He stole money right out of my pocketbook."
by annnoexox April 1, 2007
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Pocket Pool

When you got your hand in your pants and your playing what that hangy thing on your body on the lower part. Then people start looking at you because they know your having fun over there.
Person 1: Matthew's over there playing pocket pool, isn't he?
Person 2: Yup. I bet he's having a ball.
Person 1: Nasty ass bitch.
by latrelljennings August 10, 2016
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pocket billiards

to play with one's meat and two veg via a hole/holes in one's pocket/pockets
"why is colin walking funny like that?" questioned steven.
"he's playing pocket billiards again" kevin jealously replied
by theWestHamfan December 18, 2003
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pocket poop

A synonym for shirt shart. In a jam, ripping off your shirt pocket and using it to wipe when no toilet paper is to be found.
Man, I got cuaght up in a pocket poop last night. I had explosive diarrea during my bike ride. It was nuts. Hope I don`t get fireass.
by Marc.O.C. & Evan Z. June 24, 2009
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Hot Pocket Hangover

Noun: The symptoms suffered after a day of excessive ingestion of Hot Pockets. Symptoms include, but are not restricted to: Stomach pain, softened stool, diarrhea, spontaneous stool discharge, constipation, bloating, headache, nausea and death.
"He died of a Hot Pocket Hangover"

"Bobbo was a good man, but he loved his Hot Pockets"
by AfroThunder6142 July 11, 2009
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Pocketjob

When one feels and/or massages the other person's genitals through their pocket.
"Dude I dunno it might not be discreet, what if someone looks over?" "Try a pocketjob"
by WtfMarc March 1, 2010
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