Cricket Bat Penetration

Pretty self explanatory really. Usually with the handle end, but for extreme hardcore you can give the wood a go. The grip on the handle can pose a problem to entry, but excessive use of Vaseline should do the trick. Note: Can be voluntary or involuntary.

Kittow put down another catch so the team embarked in some recreational cricket bat penetration. (Involuntary penetration)

by Paddy V June 14, 2007

penersize

Exercise involving the penis.

I haven't been getting much penersize lately, so my penis is getting a bit of a gut.
Grab me that weight and some rope so I can do my penersizes.

by abitbiz.com May 13, 2004

Queen Penelope

The name of Penny’s avatar/character on the online multiplayer game "Age Of Conan" set in the universe of Robert E. Howard's Conan the Barbarian.

Penny: (To Leonard) Uh, Queen Penelope AFK. What?... get to the point, I’m about to level up here.
Penny: Okay boys, Queen Penelope’s back online.

Me: (furious) “Ooh my brother’s done it. Forget furious, I’m go all Queen Penelope on him!”
You: “Queen Penelope?”
Me: ....
You: “You’re watching too much Big Bang Theory!”

by PurpleOrchid85 August 25, 2010

Double Penetrate

Be fucked anally and up teh vagina at the same time

Josh fucked hot Stephanie up the ass while Erik fucked her up the vagina.

by YOUR NAME August 20, 2004

penile penetration

The act of ramming one's penis really hard into a rectum or vaginal cavity.

"How did his penis break again?"
"Penile penetration."

by penileperpetrator69 July 14, 2019

triple crown of penetration

within any 24 hr period, if you shoot 3 separate loads into 3 separate orifices (mouth, snatch and ass)in no specific order, you have achieved the esteemed "triple crown of penetration"

the "tcop" only pertains to natural orifices

if you create a new orifice and subsequently fuck and nut in that orifice, you are automatically disqualified because you are way to fucked up

It was cold and rainy all weekend, so "insert girlfriends name" and I chilled in, and by the way, I worked a "triple crown of penetration" (the crowd roars)

by buddyluv January 26, 2004

double penetration

Simultanious penetration of a women's vagina and anus by two men

by Dr. Porn September 4, 2003