Texas Parachute

A technique where a used, prefferably lubricated condom is slapped upon an unsuspected face.

" Man, Devin was so drunk that Josh just walked right up to him and gave him the old Texas Parachute."

by fat freddie December 27, 2009

Parachute Penis

A rarely occuring anomaly in which the penis is protruding through the end of a condom upon completion of a sexual act involving penetration. The rubber o-ring is all that is left to fasten the tattered rubber to the penis. Often times this will be followed by an "Oh shit" and possibly a purchase of the morning after pill. Mythically caused by rough sex; some believe that parachute penis is a syndrome caused by canine molars deep within the vaginal orphace.

Every time I have sex with my slam piece, I get parachute penis.

by "BAD" May 1, 2011

Elephant Parade

When 3 or more guys walk in a single file line while holding the cock of the person behind them.

Hey Steve, we're gonna have an elephant parade in the living room in a few minutes if you want to come.

by TheSkipper January 8, 2009

parade

A longer than normal commercial advertisement.

Look, there goes the McDonald float down the parade route.

by OpFox07 August 18, 2010

Cat Parade

a party of only girls (or at least 80% girls), where there is a substantial abundance of pussy.

The sorority was throwing a huge party inviting everybody. When Tony arrived, he soon found out that it was a total cat parade.

by enstromed January 1, 2010

bueno para nada

spanish; good for nothing.
english; the OAKLAND RAIDERS
slang; for the worthless piece of trash that takes up precious space.

my friends call me bueno para nada because i'm a piece of shit.

by dz December 5, 2002

Monkey Parachute School

One of the lost Bert Reynolds movies. Made early in his career the film is based on a true story of how the British trained monkeys as bombers during the second world war. The monkeys used to have explosives either strapped to them or around their necks. They would parachute out of a plane, land on enemy soil and them run into bunkers and buildings before setting off the bombs. It was seen as a key strategy in the British removing several men of power in Berlin.

The film stars many young actors and Bert Reynolds appearance as a pilot is short lived (he ends up being mashed by a jet engine). The film failed to make any mark at the cinemas and has been restricted to late night television showings on small satellite channels. The film is famous for the lack of one important thing.. Bert Reynolds doesn't have his mustache in it!

Bert: Monkeys! What the sodding hell do they know about parachutes.
Capt. England: More than a washed up fighter pilot.

by Jessop August 8, 2005