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Crap-path

When two friends start a conversation with both parties being fully aware of the falsity of their statements. The following exchange of words will typically be a hilarious and surreal exchange of related but obviously false claims. This dialogue of known lies ends when one of the friends points out that they are walking up, going up, or being led up the crap path. This is a good time to stop as continued crap path mileage usually results in the exchange getting beyond a joke and not being funny anymore.
"I got a lion in a toy shop once."
"What? A real one?"
"...yeah."
"Well where is it now then? In the cupboard?"
"Yep."
"Get it out then."
"He won't take guests after eight."
At the point when continuing would go beyond a joke, the conversation should climax with somebody saying or shouting "Crap-path" before the humour dies and it stops being funny.
by PiedPiperOfParty May 21, 2010
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critical path

A buzzword Project Managers used to describe the priority of work items that they don't comprehend.
I have some concerns that we're not focusing enough to prioritize which three (3) crayons will be used by our stakeholders; it's critical path.
by Project ARCHIE August 29, 2016
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puntang path

Mert, I was banging Annie so hard last night that she left a Puntang Path from the bottom of my bed almost to the headboard.
by wfDongWhereIsGpaCar May 11, 2016
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Success Path

Success Path is a real estate class co-founded by Tarek and Christina El Moussa, from the HGTV show, "Flip or Flop". At Success Path, you will learn home renovation tips from the best, making you a real estate expert!
I'm so glad I went to the Success Path class. Now I actually know how to flip my grandma's house!
by Don7902 October 10, 2017
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the path

The long but short walk in between buildings at Pennsbury High School. Also the place where the best prom in America holds its parades.
Ugh it’s raining today... the path won’t be fun.
by -falcon April 11, 2019
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bullshit path

a pathway that feels a hell of a lot longer to walk then what it really is. Just a boring ass pathway
I hate walking down bullshit path to get my drugs.
by Ddju October 7, 2020
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Other Path

Other path Disorders that are not what is consider the dominant path

Footpath A person that Does dangerous things to Get attention
Telepath They act of no interaction to others
Allopath A person that pretends to be loyal to you to get favors from you
Towpath A person that typically lacks and that typically locks sympathy or Empty
Warpath a Human being That Create fights to get what they want
Bypath Somebody Pretending to care about you but doesn't
by 459395 February 26, 2022
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