Paperweight partner

A person that you are in a relationship with that doesn't actually do what a romantic relationship entails. They don't care for you emotionally, unironically using the term "emotional labor" as a turn-off. They neither cook nor clean. They may offer sex and they may look pretty for you, but that's it. This isn't love.

Hence the word "paperweight," a pretty thing that is actually useless.

Cardi B: "I don't cook, I don't clean, but let me tell you how I got this ring!"
Me: "Isn't this just glorifying being a paperweight partner?"

by Pylot November 22, 2022

Kintsugi Partner

Someone that dates with the specific intent of leaving someone in a position better than when they first began dating.

"Rachel is so weird, she only dates guys to get them to quit drinking and find better jobs then leaves them when they're stable. She's such a kintsugi partner."

by FrogEnjoyer April 11, 2023

Stunt Partner

A slang term originating in Ontario meaning "friend with benefit"

Stunt Partners have casual sex together and are often seen wearing corresponding clothing.

Britney and Kevin were stunt partners...before she got pregnant.

by SarniaHomie February 26, 2012

Cheeseburger partner

People who live in the same neighborhood and fuck each other because it's convenient.

lisa: Hey Ashley is John your friend with benefits?
Ashley: no, we are just cheeseburger partners.

by kingluke August 10, 2014

Bed partner

Someone you share a bed with when sleeping.

So, Lisa (cocktail waitress), do you have a bed partner?

by Laurie_From_Cincinnati August 21, 2021

Passion Partner

Having constant sexual relations with persons who are not in a relationship nor in love.

“What are we?” “We’re passion partners ”

by Asapn0rocky January 8, 2018

Partner fail

When your friend/aquantaince fucks up, then adds you into the problem.

Dick friend: Well since I lost all my money at the casino, I kinda sorta maybe took your credit card and lost that too.

Victim: What a partner fail.

by Timmy-Tuck-Tuck May 14, 2015