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Chelsea Paolini

This outstanding, pure selfless soul will always be there for you no matter what kind of obstacles you're facing in your life. She will do good by your side and make sure you're not going down the wrong path. This kind of person will give you her life if you give her real affection. Do not be fake with these people, they can see past your act.
Chelsea Paolini gave her last snack to her friend.
by Lonnie Davidson June 16, 2021
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paolo

a big, bulky, muscular person that goes to the gym and drinks protein
move out of my way, im a paolo !
by efjay August 13, 2012
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Paola

A girl who has an idiot friend named Andy Aguilera. Paola is a pretty girl who is very smart. Her good friend Mama calls her MamaSwaqq. Paola loves Mama and her family very much ! Paola has many friends who love her. Paola is a very nice friend to have..IF YOU DONT LIKE HER SCREW YOU.
Damnn... is that Paola over there?... I WANT TO BE HER FRIEND
by PAOLA February 3, 2014
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christopher paolini

The nearly 24 year old author of the Inheritance trilogy claimed to be a "child prodgy" (which is a load of crap, who was home schooled and graduated at age 15; began writing to occupy his time, at about 17 years old he presented his parents with Eragon, they loved it and used their own publishing company to publish Eragon. He went on a book tour for 2 years until the stepson of Carl Hiaasen learned of the book, Alfred Knof of Random House soon heard of Eragon through this connection. Eragon skipped the typical reviewing and rejection millions of other writes must confront; Paolini's book was published, not even edited of any of the dull, derivative content and was on shelves and the New York Times bestseller list in no time.

The egghead's ego grew even more with Eldest which was even longer and worse than Eragon. But he was continuously praised and fooled himself into placing himself as high as Tolkien (where he admits his "inspiration" came from) Le Guin, and Mccaffrey.

Tries to force atheism and vegetarianism onto his readers with no one fighting back in the story. Admits to Eragon (the character) to being himself, therefore a Mary Sue/Gary Stu.

A pigheaded moron who was lucky enough to skip the process of publishing and is still so big headed he tried to write poetry like Tolkien. Now he says he is writing the final book with a quill.

Worst author and role model ever. Ignore like the plague.
Christopher Paolini is the worst author ever and has an ego the size of the moon and just as crazy.
by akemi October 30, 2007
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Parola

Erección. El término suele usarse cuando es una erección repentina y duradera.

Erection. Frecuently a sudden and lasting erection.
¡Uy Parce! Cuando uso Boxer a cada rato me da la Parola...

¡Hey Buddy! Everytime I use Boxer Underwear I get a Parola...
by Colombian Slanger July 13, 2009
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Paolo

the coolest haitian gangsta every. also good 4 the female body. extremely healthy n satisfying.
ooooh dam gurl i want me some paolo. i feel ya gurl. us gurls need some paolo
by Paolo5230 November 10, 2008
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Paolo

Paolo is a bit retarded, but he has a very warm and nice personality. Sometimes you wonder if Paolo is joking he is being so dumb, but he definitely has times where he surprises everyone and is smart. If your name is Paolo you definitely get 1000 of chicks and you definitely are a 10/10. If you are a Paolo and reading this just know that you are super sexy and abuse the power of being a Paolo.
You are being such a paolo

This is used when someone is acting retarded
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