Pandemic-perfect

A style of dressing in which your face is covered with a mask and you are wearing gloves.

That mask. Those gloves. Dang. Get it, baby. You are pandemic-perfect.

by LeggingsAndBeets March 22, 2020

Pandemiquette

That which is considered social etiquette during a pandemic, such as not shaking hands when greeting, not touching others’ food, not coughing or sneezing into your hand then touching things in public.

Be sure to use proper pandemiquette by not coughing or sneezing on me!

Mind your pandemiquette and keep your hands out of my bag of chips!

by zigzag74 March 23, 2020

pandemictionary

A pademictionary is dictionary of terms about, or coined during, a pandemic.

Hey WTF is a zoomgasm? This guy in quarantine I'm chatting with just said it.

I don't know...look it up in the pandemictionary?

by Sardanapalus April 1, 2020

pandemic brain

Having a fuzzy memory, including not remembering details or having a skewed timeline, due to being socially isolated or quarantined during a pandemic

I wish I could remember what day it was but I have pandemic brain. I haven't left my house in a week!

by swans1ok April 6, 2020

pandemic shaming

When someone calls others out for not following social distancing rules during the COVID-19 pandemic, whether in person or on social media.

When I mentioned to Karen that I went out twice this week for groceries, she told me that I should only be going out once a week at most and that I was putting other people in danger by my selfish choices.

Karen was pandemic shaming me...

by PJ Daly April 17, 2020

Pandemic Pretty

Pandemic Pretty: a person on Zoom or other live meetings who doesn’t attempt to do any personal grooming, yet still is acceptable officially in a social gathering

“Sure his hair is four inches longer and unkept and he’s wearing a filthy terry cloth robe, but he’s Pandemic Pretty”

by Improvlagirl May 15, 2020

Pandemic Luck

When your luck is normally shit but like some messed up version of Freaky Friday, you hit pay dirt when everyone else’s world goes to hell in a hand basket.

“New clients, money back on taxes, and a new man... Smitty sure is have a good run of Pandemic Luck!”

by Mama Skinny May 22, 2020