PMS

Pre-Menstrual Syndrome. A time of the month you should stay away from all females.

Also known as; Pretty Much Stress.

Oh my god she has PMS! Watch out, she'll mutate! HOLYFUCKINGSHIT!

by VampyricWolf November 12, 2010

PMS

permanent man shit!

the illness that ALL male humans are born with that cause them to be dick heads and complete ass holes and know nothing

sypmtoms are:
-arguing over something when wrong
-being loud and obnoxious
-thinking that guys have control over girls when its the other way around
-thinking that no one will ever find out that your with more than one girl at once
-attempting to prove themselves right after losing an arguement

side effects may include:
-loss of respect from most of female population
-attraction of whores and sluts
-thinking they can do anything and get away with it
-thought that entire female population is attracted when they are honestly discusted

NOTICE:
few males live past it without severe injury

that man wont stop being an ass. he must have PMS

by shoot1000 January 7, 2009

PMS

Pre-Menstrual Sushi: Un-cooked red snapper rolled in toliet paper, wrapped with a cotton string for easy serving-Best when eaten on a Summers eve.

That Japanese restaraunt had great egg-rolls- But the PMS (Pre-Menstrual Sushi) and Wasabe sauce had the perfect mix of flavor and texture. Can I get a doggy bag?

by Buford December 28, 2005

PMS

When a women expresses her emotions from her vag. Usually at an innocent man.

Tod: Honey, I bought a Benz! Do you like it?
Psm'er: Fuck you! (PMS talking)

Tod:What time? ;)

by Cop#14fromthedarkknight May 17, 2010

PMS

Permanent Munchies Syndrome

Man, I've smoked so much pot, I think I have PMS.

by Piff Lyons October 30, 2006

PMS

PMS in the textbook is premenstral. PMS can also stand for Pretty Mean Sister or Pissy, Moody and Snappy.

Hey man, can I crash at your place for a couple of days? Yeah, she's having that special time.....

Guy 1: Man she is pms

Guy 2: premenstral?
Guy 1: no she's pissy, moody and snappy

Guy 2: ohhh snap

by b&m1788 May 18, 2015

PMS

1. Pre-Menstrual Syndrome
2. Pre-Mature Sex

1. OMG!! SHE IS PMS-ING!!!
2. GUY- WANNA SMASH?

GIRL NO THAT WOULD BE PMS, I'M 12.

by WASSSSSSSSZUUUPPPPP June 11, 2018