the living embodiment of God's sense of humor. It's a duck/beaver/reptile. It's a mammal but lays eggs; I can't possibly imagine what its milk must taste like. It builds dams like a beaver and males have poisonous barbs on their hind legs/webbed-feet.
Tina: Like whoas, I just saw a platypus lay eggs.
Tim: Wow, I could swear they were mammals.
Tina: Mammals can't lay eggs you tard.
Tim: But wikipedia says it's a mammal, so it must be true.
Tina: Oh, then nevermind.
Tim: Wow, I could swear they were mammals.
Tina: Mammals can't lay eggs you tard.
Tim: But wikipedia says it's a mammal, so it must be true.
Tina: Oh, then nevermind.
by tendo64 June 16, 2007
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Putting your responsibility for something onto someone else's plate either purposefully with sly word choice or by omitting or just forgetting major parts of reality altogether.
Mary: You need to pay the $65 late fees on my video return because I couldn't get into your house today to return them.
John: Umm, Plate Shift! My house was locked today but what was wrong with any of the last 21 days you slept at my house and walked right past your videos on the way out the door.
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Sophia (looking at scratched pan): You need to buy me another $150 Julia Child's Edition Saute Pan cause you scratched mine.
Jim: Plate shift! You set the pan on fire when you forgot your brats watching Dancing w/ the Stars and I only scratched it saving the house from burning down.
John: Umm, Plate Shift! My house was locked today but what was wrong with any of the last 21 days you slept at my house and walked right past your videos on the way out the door.
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Sophia (looking at scratched pan): You need to buy me another $150 Julia Child's Edition Saute Pan cause you scratched mine.
Jim: Plate shift! You set the pan on fire when you forgot your brats watching Dancing w/ the Stars and I only scratched it saving the house from burning down.
by Amovida February 26, 2011
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(high pitched screamy voice) eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, i dont have golden plated teeth yet, i look like a commoner!
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Get the heart attack on a plate mug.A vagina, with a loose, floppy labia that hangs down like the bill of a Duck-Billed-Platypus.
However, it should be noted that unlike the bill of the Duck-Billed-Platypus, most "platypussys" or "platypussi" for the grammatical sticklers amongst us, do NOT have electoreceptors along the lateral ridge.
However, it should be noted that unlike the bill of the Duck-Billed-Platypus, most "platypussys" or "platypussi" for the grammatical sticklers amongst us, do NOT have electoreceptors along the lateral ridge.
-"How was it?"
-"Good until she took her underwear off, total platypussy."
-"Did you find the electroreceptors?"
-"I don't think it had those."
-"Good until she took her underwear off, total platypussy."
-"Did you find the electroreceptors?"
-"I don't think it had those."
by The Vagina Defina... February 3, 2010
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