para-bitch

When someone is upset and bitching about something, but only to a certain extent.

"Look Stephanie, I'm para-bitching here but Sandy really screwed up last week with that order."

by upheaval June 10, 2021

Para Boi

An absolute stud who pulled a goth baddie (respectfully speaking), jumps out of helicopters and planes and shi, is the one who ACTUALLY protects the country while his number one hater spends time dressing up for kids, banging men, and not keeping it in his pants for more than a second. Anyways, absolute stud.

"Para boi is an absolute stud right?"
"You said it lil man!"

by Youlikemen October 3, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>Espera El Momento Perfecto Para Ser Algo<.7.9..7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Espera El Momento Perfecto Para Ser Algo<.7.9..7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Espera El Momento Perfecto Para Ser Algo<.7.9..7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 13, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>Amame Y Antes, Despues, Metra Tantos, Acajame Y Salte Para Dejame<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Amame Y Antes, Despues, Metra Tantos, Acajame Y Salte Para Dejame<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Amame Y Antes, Despues, Metra Tantos, Acajame Y Salte Para Dejame<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 13, 2025

Dirty Paras

A Dirty Paras is when you let yourself get all grimy and disgusting for the chode cheese to marinate, you then insert the chode into a girl at 3AM at your parents place without them knowing, lasts 3 seconds, and when u finish your jizz goes on the couch and u let it crust. You then proceed to go outside and yell “I have a tiny dick!!!” and swing ur chode around like a lasso and let the chode cheese fly everywhere and hit a homeless person.

“Hey i heard Donald got in trouble for pulling a Dirty Paras last night”

“Yeah i heard the homeless guy got AIDs”

by Slaybaddie June 14, 2025

.µ.Dame Un Chance Para Hablar.µ.

.µ.Dame Un Chance Para Hablar.µ.

.µ.Dame Un Chance Para Hablar.µ.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. August 4, 2025

abusive para-social relationship

When you're manipulated by a content creator into thinking they're a good person but then you find out they're like a sex perfect or wife beating psycho, all the while you defended them without realizing they were taking advantage of you. Until they finally get exposed/canceled and your friend finally rescues you from said para-social relationship and you finally stop following them after all these years.

Nate - Man i used to watch Destiny all the time, but ever since the minor sexting and revenge porn I've kinda stopped following.
Kyra - really? you're finally getting out of that abusive para-social relationship?

by NateC123 August 23, 2025