the act of defecating on such a large scale that the interior of a normally white porcelain toilet bowl is rendered an entirely different color, typically brown
"Jim, where are you headed off to in such a hurry?"
"I don't think that oyster burrito agreed with me. I'm pretty sure it's gonna have me painting porcelain."
"I don't think that oyster burrito agreed with me. I'm pretty sure it's gonna have me painting porcelain."
by triebkore March 16, 2012
Get the painting porcelainmug. by your mom is red December 28, 2005
Get the whore paintmug. Something that makes you happy, even though it's toxic.
("Vincent Van Gogh consumed yellow paint, thinking it would make him happy")
("Vincent Van Gogh consumed yellow paint, thinking it would make him happy")
by just.another.name. April 15, 2017
Get the Yellow Paintmug. Very shiny candy paint job for a car that leaves a wet or dripping appearance. This is achieved by having mutiple coats of clear gloss applied to the end result of a paint job.
"im comming down cany paint sprayed by that edy, 12 coats of the clear lookin like some grape jelly. my paint drippin wet, my slab is superd..."
"I got the candy drippin stains of the frame when im switchin lanes..."
-Paul Wall
"I got the candy drippin stains of the frame when im switchin lanes..."
-Paul Wall
by KayJizzle October 27, 2005
Get the paint drippinmug. something that you love despite it being toxic.
even if people warn you or call you crazy, it’s a thing you think will make you happy so you can’t stop.
origin: vincent van gogh used to eat yellow paint, because it was a happy color and he thought it would make him happy too.
people thought he was crazy because it was toxic, but it’s just how it goes. everyone’s got a thing
even if people warn you or call you crazy, it’s a thing you think will make you happy so you can’t stop.
origin: vincent van gogh used to eat yellow paint, because it was a happy color and he thought it would make him happy too.
people thought he was crazy because it was toxic, but it’s just how it goes. everyone’s got a thing
girl1: i’m in love with him!
girl2: you can’t be...he’s so toxic, he’s talking to like 7 other girls right now.... he doesn’t even care about you!
girl1: but he makes me happy! he’s my yellow paint.....
girl2: you can’t be...he’s so toxic, he’s talking to like 7 other girls right now.... he doesn’t even care about you!
girl1: but he makes me happy! he’s my yellow paint.....
by imnotrunningforpresident February 16, 2020
Get the yellow paintmug. by Brad C December 30, 2005
Get the candy paintmug. The art of leaving streaks in the toilet after taking a dump.
The residue left in the toilet after a good crap.
The residue left in the toilet after a good crap.
Bob, what the hell did you eat? You left some major porcelain paint!
After that burrito last night, I'm going to leave some porcelain paint.
After that burrito last night, I'm going to leave some porcelain paint.
by cheeks1128 February 4, 2010
Get the porcelain paintmug.