numpty nuts

insulting a person of less than average intelligence

haw numpty nuts whit u aw aboot

by geordie anderson October 27, 2006

numpty

pillock, prick, moron, asshole, warren pryor

you complete and utter numpty.

by suk dik December 19, 2007

numpty shirt

An extremely unfashionable shirt which is guaranteed to make any wearer look like a total spaz.

Fuck mine dude, get away from me when you are wearing that numpty shirt!!!

by Insert name here...... October 8, 2013

NUMPTY

Someone who is as numb as the day is long. When said person makes a stupid error no one else would ever do, or admit to anyway.

"You Numpty" you've just run over the cat!. The shear numptyness of the man was unbelievable.

by jill harrison November 2, 2006

numpty

a funding officer who loses track of project spending and lands everyone in the shit

him, yes thats right, the numpty!

by barella July 11, 2003

numpty

a stoner named ackey dwyer

dont need one..he's a numpty

by hoolie July 25, 2003

Numpty

Known throughout Essex as "A Morgan"

I'll just have to bin and grear it
Having a laugh at my suspense

by Matt June 14, 2004