fuckn'near

A close call. Allmost

I'm fuckn'near genius. Danm I fuckn'near wrecked my truck.

by swhacker March 3, 2014

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seared near

when you barely cook a nice thick juicy steak till its blood red in the middle. Even Rarer than rare

1. "that mutha fuker is gonna get put on the grill and seared near to perfection"

2. Damn joe steak so raw it is Seared near

by off the Hizzy August 8, 2014

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a near pie experience

Anything that's a minor to medium inconvenience

"Man, having to tackle that extra work was such a near pie experience."

by Persephone282 December 24, 2020

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A state of a higher power of consciousness that occurs when one is so close to death that the awareness of impending death is like that of surfing the fringe of death itself, and in that of the most peaceful and assuring manner.

My pre near death experience of the car careening toward mine had me realize that my body could or may not survive the collision, and hence my consciousness felt as if given over to a higher power; a peaceful and sublime place of surrender in getting ready to cross over to the other side.

by SkinVoyage May 22, 2021

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