Near-round

indicating a close approximation or similarity to a certain quality or state, often used to convey a sense of resemblance or equivalence without absolute precision.
"His guess was near-round accurate, being only off by a few minutes."
by Mr Soup April 11, 2024
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Near Jail Experience

When you’re going through airport security with disallowed substances in your carry-on bag and the security agent starts shredding through your stuff.
J.O. Holy shit did you see that dude grab my vape pen?
S.C. Near jail experience, man.
by stuartc1 December 05, 2021
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Near-bought Experience

an occurrence in which a person comes very close to buying an item and has memories of a previous experience (such as spending a lot of money for buying shoes that is never used).
Yesterday, I had a near-bought experience with wrong gift for my girlfriend which may indeed result in a near-death experience in the future.
by 4fun_oru_resam May 15, 2019
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near taint

Taint is the area between the vagina and the butthole.
Shavonda wouldnt let me touch anywhere near taint.
by Tom Cobb June 08, 2006
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seared near

when you barely cook a nice thick juicy steak till its blood red in the middle. Even Rarer than rare
1. "that mutha fuker is gonna get put on the grill and seared near to perfection"

2. Damn joe steak so raw it is Seared near
by off the Hizzy August 08, 2014
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