nautch

A combination of nasty and raunch to explain the nasty odor expelled by AH.

Wow you smell her nautch today? I'm guessing she hasn't showered for weeks.

by G March 10, 2003

nautibeach

A mobile swimming platform that has a waterfront view. A small blue boat registered in New Buffalo, Michigan.

The sun was setting and our view was the grandest from our vessel Nautibeach.

by Jimmy Limo April 9, 2007

Nauticide

The killing of a sailor or seaman.

Ejaculation.

The fuzz are on me for nauticide.

I'm going to the bathroom to commit nauticide.

by A Seaman April 13, 2009

NauticalMean14

Nauticalmean14 is a name used for a gamer girl that says they don’t play a character and then they destroy you
Also hi molly

Euughh you are such a nauticalmean14

by Genji main November 12, 2019

Pootly-nautch

a puppetshow drama for kids, teenagers and peter pan complexed adults.

Girl: That group is so cozen(to cheat or fool). Theyput on a Pootly-nautch skit about how, the Jane puppet blew a guy at a beachouse.

All the puppets E and Jane did was talk about the John puppets vendeta and new puppet love for the jess puppet, and the death of Jane. E puppet kissed alot, told jane puppet he had cared about her since met in school and there was no blowing untill months later in the show. When the script went threw. The jane puppet was In love with the John puppet. Let go, for love to give the john puppet happieness. Cozen handeld the skit. Put the Jane puppet with the E puppet claiming the John puppet wanted war againsed her, never to see her again.
Guy: I'm in syrt(sinking quick sand) now. My hand won't work to get the show on the right track for the cozen that worship me. I have a rep to protect.
Girl: You'd better come correct son. I always loved your Golilla characture
Guy; wtf is that again?
Girl: A high stiff collar worn by an Italian nobelman durring the seventeenth century.
Guy:IDK what to write.
Girl:Puppetmaster write the truth in your heart 4 once.

by scaldabanco October 22, 2009

pootly-nautch

The hangy-down bit of fat on a cat's belly after it gets neutered/spayed.

Every time the cat jumps on the table, his pootly-nautch knocks the lamp to the floor.

by Nostradamus Fatback February 21, 2010

Cielitus Nautili

A fat shelled bearded land mollusk usually found in cold places sometimes in the office. also refers to A fat woman who has a subtle beard and wears green a lot.

"I hate our department head, she denied my thesis, she's such a Cielitus Nautili."

"Honey, I think one of our garden snails is a Cielitus nautili."

"whoa!! check that cielitus nautili nailing that dougie dance move."

by Ben30 November 11, 2021