nap dancing

The act of dancing while you are asleep (supposedly (not really (at all) ) )

Ratchet black chick dancing
That ratchet chick over there was nap dancing with me
I am emotionally stressed over her nap dancing
her nap dancing scared me for life

by Ratchetchick3264 February 16, 2014

nap out

basically when your gonna take a little snooze during the day.

"Yo mike whats up lets go hit the gym" " nah man im about to nap out hit me up in a couple hours"

by The Cable Guy 214 August 19, 2007

Nap Rape

The act of cuddling up to a sleeping person when they are not expecting you.

she could not believe it, she fell asleep alone, yet woke up with a strange arm covering her body...could it be nap rape?

by Nap Raper October 25, 2010

Nap Crap Mouth

When you awake from a casual nap and notice the terrible, weird taste in your mouth. It feels chalky and taste raunchy.

Who jizzed in my mouth while i was napping? I fucking hate nap crap mouth!

by Titty McDick May 6, 2011

nap snap

The sleeping-seated, loss of muscle tone recovery jolt that nearly causes decapitation.

Check that guy. He's dozing off... any second now he's gonna nap snap! Might even shit his pants...

by YAWA December 25, 2019

Nap Trap

When your body shuts down from being trapped in a dim room for an excessive amount of time.

Man I hate when we have to watch movies in biology class its a major nap trap.

by ChiHaze September 8, 2013

nap jag

To jerk off during a nap or in order to take a nap

I managed to squeeze in a nap jag before wife got home.

I want tied enough to sleep so I did a quick nap jag to help.

by Grumar July 16, 2014