Nap roulette

Taking a nap without having an alarm clock to wake you up

-She didn’t text me for 5 hours straight this afternoon...
- She must be playing the nap roulette again!

by Soranaaaa February 21, 2019

Costanza nap

n. kuh-stan-zuh nap. Nap under one's desk while at his or her place of work.

I stayed out too late last night so I will definitely need a Costanza nap at work tomorrow.

by FearLightBeerFlight July 15, 2011

Nap Trap

The viscous cycle of taking naps during the day and therefore being unable to fall asleep at night, which in turn lead to the need for more naps.

Jim : "Damn, you look awful man, nap trap?"

Joe : "Ya man, I'm stuck in the nap trap."

by Philippe Monsieur March 18, 2011

Trap nap

The act of napping to continue your day of getting lit.

"Lemme take a quick trap nap before we pop those xans"

by PurplehazeX May 31, 2018

Asheville nap

When someone ODs on fentanyl and has to be woken up using Narcan.

Imagine this family walking around downtown Asheville:

Kid: "Look ma', the man is sleeping on the ground and drooling on himself"
Mom: "Yep, he's taking an Asheville nap!"

They then keep walking.

by smolkar306 May 28, 2019

Jesus-napping

Kidnapping of a Jesus Christ or Baby Jesus figurine from a nativity scene—also defined as Creche-robbing.

An alleged Jesus-napping was reported on New Year's Eve from St. Matthew Roman Catholic Church's nativity scene. The Baby Jesus figurine was reportedly worth $30. Police believe the Creche-robbing occurred between 8 p.m. on Dec. 31 and 10 a.m. Jan. 1.

by PoliceBeat January 23, 2012

fat nap

taking an unexpected nap and waking up not knowing what day it is

just took a fat nap to the face and i feel like a million bucks, let’s get it tonight

by solman October 14, 2017