The Mustard

A name given to a homie when they do something exceptional or amazing. Used when other words can't describe the awesomeness of an occurence or person.

"When Johnny jumped off of his bike into the lake it was the mustard."

by Marki G May 21, 2005

Mustard Mitt

A phrase people say just before admitting to something.

Simon: Mustard Mitt, Andy looks good today.

by Pogoextreme October 21, 2020

Mustard and Mayonnaise

Vogue Cadillac wheels. They come on older Cadillacs. Called Mustard and Mayonnaise for the white and yellow walls on the wheels. Just another word from bay area rapper E-40.

Damn, that Cadi is sitting Mustard and Mayonnaise DooDoos!

by Ernesto Salazar May 1, 2008

keen as mustard

extremely enthusiastic, delightful

RiCHARD SIMMONS WAS AS KEEN AS MUSTARD TO LAY OUT A WORK OUT PLAN FOR HIS FAT CLIENTS

by ONERY January 19, 2009

Masturdate

Doing things that one would normally do as a couple. Such as seeing a movie or eating out. Usually happens after a breakup.

Campbell couldn't get a date so he decided to masturdate and went to a movie.

by Mercur0 January 7, 2011

ass mustard

The brownish-yellow discharge found in one's undergarment after an evening of junk food and/or bad beer. It can be delivered by flatulence, or a steady leak.

Boy howdy! your drawers are loaded with ass mustard!!!

by biggdogg September 4, 2003

sex mustard

the musty smell of a room after hours of sex.

The smell of sex mustard lingered in the room.

by meleah June 7, 2004