The brownish-yellow discharge found in one's undergarment after an evening of junk food and/or bad beer. It can be delivered by flatulence, or a steady leak.
Boy howdy! your drawers are loaded with ass mustard!!!
by biggdogg September 4, 2003
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Hot Yellow Ass Mustard: the result of anally straining oneself beyond one's limits then exposing that matter to a heated element.
After we ate the bean burrito we had a farting contest in which Matt pushed too hard and sprayed ass mustard all over the space heater causing it to become hot yellow ass mustard.
by Frankendouche August 30, 2005
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Someone whose ass emits an odor strong enough to create casualties reminiscent of WWI's Mustard Gas.
Mike 'Mustard Ass' Dukes, has a weapon of extraordinary proportions in his arsenal.
by Krazy Kraka February 24, 2004
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