Murphology

The philosophy of thought founded on Murphy's Law. A view on life that is typically pessimistic or somber. Tends to lean towards a very dry, sarcastic view.

Murphology: Anything that can go wrong, probably already has. You just need someone smarter to figure it out for you.

by sandman1887 March 23, 2011

Murphins

Verb
mur-fhins
1. An exclamation of excitement directed as if to a single person you are exclaiming at, but in truth addressing an entire crowd of people or a large occurrence, a span of time, or any other large subject variable not identified by a single face.

Noun
2. plural for slang for the phrase "delicious and moist muffins"

1. after escaping a huge bear, charlie was rushed by a hundred balloons as he opened the front door to the cabin and exclaimed "MURPHINS!" at nothing in particular.

by Mr. Murphins September 27, 2012

Memphis dry rub

1. When a girl gives a poor quality hand job.

2. Blisters gained from a very dry/rough hand job.

Dude 1.
"So I watched you leave with that chick last night."

Dude 2.
"Yea it turned into a Memphis dry rub."

by Louie Carman May 18, 2013

MURPHANT

Literally the definition of a short cunt from Sydney

that cunt is so small, must be murphant

by MURPHANT October 27, 2019

Murph Job

Definition: A blowjob given hastily in a stairwell of a public school.

Pronounced: "Murff Job"

Stacy gave Brad a "Murph Job" after school and the principal walked in on them.

by Random NPC June 28, 2020

Murphilgurgin

When a teacher asks to take your air pods out

Teacher says, “MURPHILGURGIN”
You “ NAH”

by ItsMeBoyy March 31, 2021

Memphis Ramfist

When you bang your elbow on the desk and extend upwards with a fist and watch the slags sit on it.

Klassy took the Memphis Ramfist and never walked again.

by Paul Mapantzoffs March 17, 2022