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Crunchy peanut butter mohawk

When you go to pee in an upward motion and squeeze to hard, resulting in a poopy accident. Due to natural instinct butt cheeks are clinched immediately causing a Mohawk like shape to the feces. With the rough texture and light Carmel color of the Mohawk, it gives a crunchy peanut butter look. The first and only crunchy peanut mohawk incident was during fall of 2022 by a gentlemen named Grant Parker.
“Oh my golly! I think I just released a crunchy peanut butter mohawk”
by aidangreen January 4, 2023
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THE Wisconsin Mohawk

The act of shaving one’s head for sexual pleasures, then laying a fat steamy shit on one’s head, giving them a mohawk.
Tyler Carlson just shaved his head… Looks like he’s getting THE Wisconsin Mohawk.
by J_Undertaker March 2, 2026
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