gets more ass than a toilet seat

Used when one receives major amounts of ass.

man, I swear he gets more ass than a toilet seat.

by Adrian December 28, 2005

More dicks than dinners

A phrase to describe someone who has had sex with a lot of men

PERSON 1: Did you hear Alex brought another boy back last night?!

PERSON 2: I swear to god that girl has had more dicks than dinners

by IceyT November 29, 2018

get more ass than a toilet seat

To really rake in the women. Popularized by Eminem & Nate Dogg's "Shake That."

Nate Dogg: "...I like good pussy and I like good trees. Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe, and I get more ass than a toilet seat."

When Fred got promoted from restroom attendant to bouncer at the club, he started getting more ass than a toilet seat.

by Nick D May 28, 2006

more fun than a clown on fire

to be exceedingly entertaining, much like a clown on fire

Listening to Bush try to talk about foreign affairs is more fun than a clown on fire

by Thomas Hersh February 3, 2004

more powerful than logic

behavior that is not carefully thought out. dominated more by the physical, than the mental; addiction/s, and sex, are examples of same.

dave got that fat girl 'prag-nut'? whats' up with that?? (response:) -that 'slop pumping' is more powerful than logic!

tina ate the whole 'pie' by herself, the sensation/s in her guts/taste buds were more powerful than logic!

DNA was eating a corrosive hole in his mind! his need for sex was more powerful than logic!

his need for sixteen more beers was more powerful than logic

by michael foolsley February 8, 2012

More hits than Elvis

When something or someone has had more hits than Elvis .

Example 1.

Guy 1 : " Your car is pretty banged up man ".
Guy 2 : " Yeah , it's had more hits than Elvis ".

Example 2.

Guy 1 : " That Monica girl , she gets around hey ?"
Guy 2 : " Yeah, she's had more hits than Elvis "

by tigerinthebed April 2, 2015

Is Pi More Dog Than Cat?

When the feline behavior of the irrational and transcendental number π, which is stubborn in revealing some of its beautiful numerical or geometric properties, clashes with its oft-canine responses, which occasionally rewards those who have loyally spent their lifetime with the beloved constant with an aha! erection.

The number π is a love-hate mathematical constant among the educated lay public, who are delighted or disgusted by its manifold numerical and geometric properties. To number addicts, is pi more dog than cat? Or is it more cat than dog? To number phobics, pi is unquestionably worse than a pandemic.

by MathPlus December 10, 2021