Mokey

When you mix marijuana and tobacco together in a bong. Usually you snap it.

Lets cut up mokeys.
You gonna snap that mokey?

by Just a gurl December 9, 2008

Mokey Loped

Where someone has gotten "beasted" or as you say "OWNED BITCH" it goes in several ways.
(i think it was originated by african americans.)

Duuude..-The dude got mokey loped. Totally.

Ni%%a!- that ni%%a got mokey loped like mad shit YO! snoop dawgy dog.

ROFLMOKEYLOPEDOMG- You just seriously got mokey loped

You: "Ya know, the guy got so fucking Mokey Loped"

Bob Barker: "THE PRICE IS RIGHT!"

You: "WHERES THE THEME SONG BOB?"

by KRATOSGODOFPOOP March 29, 2010

Morked

(1) To be verbally or emotionally traumatized--either professionally or personally--by your boss.

(2) To be bested in an argument, or forcibly subdued by the fact that you're speaking to your boss.

(3) Occasionally used to refer to a loud shout of your name from another room--only to find out that you're being assigned some trivial task, as in, 'JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFF! Put this over there.'

N.B. Sometimes used alongside references to Stockholm Syndrome

"Dude, how long do I have to be at this company before I stop getting Morked?"

"Can you believe I got Morked on a Friday afternoon?"

"My boss told me the first answer on the list was wrong. Totally Morked."

by theperennialvictims September 26, 2014

mopedophile

a guy who rides around on a moped looking for little kids

"honey, get the kids inside, the mopedophile is riding around again"

by chumpy mcchump April 13, 2008

MOKE

Moke is a combination of marijuanna and tobacco typically placed in a "bong" and smoked. This word is usually used by teenagers in california.

Moke-heads are the worst.

Snap this fat mokie!

fuck, i'm sorbing so hard off this moke snap.

by Adam Kinmont May 26, 2007

moted

Dissed, put down, proven wrong. Contraction of "demoted". Used in the Bay Area only.

Man: Hey baby can I get yo' number?
Woman: No, but you can get lost.
Man's friends: Ooooooh, moted!

by Joe F November 21, 2004

moke tita

A girl from the Hawaiian Islands who is a "native", or a wannabe native. She tends to buy her "nice" clothes from T&C, Forever 21, or Charlotte Russe. She buys her "super nice" clothes at Hollister. She tends to write things on her facebook or myspace basically stating how badass she is; how her girls are better than your girls, or random lines from rap songs that relate distantly to herself in some way. She probably has a kid already, or will have one early in life. She goes to Sandies or Makapu'u but does not go specifically to catch the waves. She talks like a local, but can switch it off and on for different occasions. If someone talks shit about her, she makes a big deal about kicking that girl's ass, because she is such a "bad ass". When she gets drunk, she turns into a hot mess. She has had a lot of issues with girls that have not liked her in the past. Most of her closest friends are also moke titas.

Look at that moke tita calling that chick out for talking shit about her.

by The #1 moke tita of Hawai'i April 12, 2010