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moist and garrulous

Euphemism for drunk, popularised by Canadian political satire magazine (qv Britain's 'Private Eye') "Frank." May also refer to a habitual drinker/alcoholic; somewhat synonymous with "over-refreshed."
Stephen Harper, not normally seen in the company of the moist and garrulous, was coaxed to attend the party...
by K.M. Mennie August 23, 2006
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Moist Nugget

The Mosin-Nagant (Russian: Винтовка Мосина, ISO 9: Vintovka Mosina) is a bolt-action, internal magazine fed, military rifle that was used by the armed forces of the Russian Empire, the Soviet Union and various Eastern bloc nations. Also known as the Three-Line Rifle (Трёхлинейная винтовка, ISO 9: Trëhlinejnaâ vintovka), it was the first to use the 7.62x54mmR cartridge. As a front-line rifle, the Mosin-Nagant served in various forms from 1891 until the 1960s in many Eastern European nations, when the sniper rifle variant was replaced by the SVD (Снайперская винтовка Драгунова, ISO 9: Snajperskaâ vintovka Dragunova). The Mosin-Nagant is still used in many conflicts due to its ruggedness and the vast number produced during World War II.
Dude, the Moist Nuggets at the gun store are on sale, 10 for 300 dollars!
by Lulzmacher August 5, 2008
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big moist

An incredibley gurthy man whom you wouldn't expect to pack such a dong
"Hey did you hear Nate is a big moist?" "Yeah! Who would've thought?"
by Doomski January 9, 2017
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moist wombat

a loud, annoying WAKA kickballer who screams in the faces of players on the other team. All bark and no bite. Name is derived from cuddly nature of wombats, until they are doused with water, at which point the become shrieking, hissing nightmares.
I wanted to invite Alfonso to play with us, but now that kickball has consumed his life, he's become such a competitive moist wombat.
by purpleTostitos October 21, 2018
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Moist Green

A color very close to dark green, but it has a mix of a swampy, spinach and vomit green. It is very unattractive but if you wear it the right way with the right person it can look decent.
Normal person 1: “Hey I really like your shirt you can rock it well. What color is it.”

Normal person 2: “Its Moist Green, but only some people can rock it well enough to make it look good”
by ColorGuy69 December 24, 2017
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Moist Barry

Where someone has a dump under water.
He's having a moist barry!
by EggoH June 4, 2010
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moist ass

An ass that is the moistest
That moist ass is so moist, I thought I was at Miami Seaquarium
by SentientChair November 10, 2018
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