Fake Mangasim

A Fake Mangasim is when a man can't ejaculate after a timely session of deep penetration whilst intoxicated.

‘I was going for gold after getting back from a night on the tiles, could I hell ejaculate so I fake mangasimed. I took her from behind grunted and spat on her back’

by Urban Cowboy Smith April 29, 2011

mangalope

a reference to a silly person, for example a goofball

Shutup you stupid mangalope I hate you!

by Liz January 22, 2005

Mange

one who is scruffy, usually idolizes merl haggard or waylon jennings, owns at least one of the following:
-Hank Jr T-shirt
-Confederate Railroad T-shirt
-Vince Gill T-shirt
-Oak ridge Boys T-shirt

If all are owned, he is the mangiest of the manges.

The God Father Mange will also have a Can Am 800 that cost more than the 5 cars he has sitting in his yard.

whats up Maaange?
Dang mange, your lookin rough!
that beard is gettin pretty mangey

by Cunnalingus010 December 31, 2011

reading my manga

Some fuckin gay site that that i read manga on surprisingly it has a safer comment section than pornhub ngl and lowers my confidence because my peen is only 7 inches these mother fuckers out here wit dicks bigger than my whole arm Jesus Christ

random dude 1: shit how did i get addicted to this shit? reading my manga is the only site i go on at night help me lord

therapist: thats simple your gay

:) why did you search this up

pornhub: ... what is this shit

by i am not gay chill May 13, 2021

Mangaged

the act of two gay men becoming engaged to be married

While Chris and Michael were vacationing in the islands, they got mangaged. Girl, their ceremony will be to-die.

by chrisb1 March 11, 2006

Mange

1. Mixture between the word Man (as in bro) and a name beginning with Ang/And (i.e. Angie, Andrea, Angel, Angelina, etc...)

2. A chill chick that's friends with madd biddies but still bros it out.

"Ang, you the Mange!"

by Devin_B October 4, 2011

Mangasm

Noun. The reaction of a man to something manly an attractive such as cars, tools, or other man things. Usually can be identified by an abrupt stopping of speech, movement, or both and the utterance of "oh my god" or other exclamations under the breath. This is usually followed by still standing and staring, or a sudden change in direction to get a better look at the object in question.

Girls, are not included in this, or resembling girls, as this is just a normal orgasm.

"Yeah, so I just tell the guy look budd- holy sh*t..."

"Jim? Helloooo."

"Yeah, sorry, just had mangasm over that 1972 Nova."

by Fobia7teen July 2, 2009