merked

term often used in the hardcore or metal scene, meaning getting a black eye at a show or concert.

I got merked at the show yesterday and I have a black eye now.

by nizznut May 16, 2008

merked

When you get beat up, socked, or shot

Me-"yo.. Fuck is wrong witchu bull I'm bouta merk u"
You-" I'm sorry I didnt mean to"

Me-"yo sum bull gon rob me for my shit I just copped a new gun to, bull finna get merked"
My squad-"ard bro imma get the whip"

by T.I.NMan February 15, 2015

merkelfaced

Merkelfaced - the face made when someone else is talking shit

He said, "You know we have something in common."
She Merkelfaced him for telling lies.

by Sgt. Schultz March 18, 2017

merken wig

An artificial hairpiece for the genitals

OMG! She has to wear a merken wig due to alopecia (baldness) of her crotch!

by darlamay2016 April 17, 2017

merkelismus

Merkelismus is a form of government that is characterized by:
1. Lack of opposition
2. A Führer of sorts called "Angela Merkel"
3. A forced "welcome culture" that has never been approved by the population, i.e. a replacement migration that will essentially wipe out native Germans and other Europeans.

This government is just another manifestation of the Merkelismus

by K.C.theOG September 1, 2017

merkelfeiny

A person that only comes around uninvited and intrudes in a group function/outing with hopes to steal the attention/product

Group: this cookout is bout to be off the chain

Intruder: man I'm just here to drink all the free beer

Group: man who invited the merkelfeiny

by hAirUpThere October 12, 2017

Merked

To die on fortnite. Or to be completely outplayed and appear to be shit at the game and be shat on by opposing players.

Yo ugly ass just got merked. Bitch ass

by Cheesyburgerit0 add me on xbox June 20, 2018