A hottie that is almost god like and impossibe to get, you would bow down and kiss her feet just to get a kiss from her, words can not explain a mega hottie...
Tom: Yesterday I saw a mega hottie at the beach, I could never get someone like that.
Bob: No one can, thats what a mega hottie is.
Bob: No one can, thats what a mega hottie is.
by Matthew0924 March 27, 2008
When one puts their head into their partners vagina, then, stands up and wears the person like Joey wore the turkey in Friends.
Kyle put his head in some Iranian girls vag and his mom walked in and surprised him, he stood up real quick and he was a Mega Person.
by Slafe March 09, 2010
Shit hit the fan at work and I couldn't leave. Then my wife called and said the kitchen sink broke and she couldn't fix it. So, the longer I stayed at work, the more my house flooded. Ah, man. What a mega clusterfuck!
by Greg W August 08, 2006
A mega virgin is not only someone who hasn't pursued anything sexually, but also hasn't kissed or dated the same or opposite sex
"She's a mega virgin? She's so pretty, how!?"
by Grador September 30, 2015
A Mega Pint is an unofficial mesurement of alcohol that would be considered adequat after finishing the „Premiers Examen“.
by Maeaeaex May 10, 2022
by your local moist provider May 21, 2018
A mega daddy is a person that you can look at after 20 years and still think "Damn. He sexy." but he still hot AF and you want the D at 50 fucking years old. #70YearOldPantyDroppa
Woman A: He my mega daddy.
Woman B: Say what?!
Guy: I got D for dayz. Therefore, I am the mega daddy.
Woman: See, he knows what's up.
Woman B: Say what?!
Guy: I got D for dayz. Therefore, I am the mega daddy.
Woman: See, he knows what's up.
by legitimacyandpaws October 30, 2015