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dot matrix

The droid that is assigned to Princess Vespa, usually seen complaining about something in the annoying voice of Joan "The Seal-voice" Rivers.
1) Lone Star: What the hell was that noise?
Dot Matrix: That was my virgin-alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do!
by Sierra Bravo August 14, 2005
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Matrix Sex

A sexual position where the woman bends her knees, while standing, into a 90 degree angle and keeps her balance, while the man runs at her and pierces her vagina with the force of a gun.
Dude, I just had some hot matrix sex with my chick last night.
by CrossLaChantu December 27, 2010
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The Matrix

n.A place that is pulled down right in front of your eyes to blind you from the real world. Part of a computer program designed to save the race of humanity.
Morpheus takes Neo and teaches him how to live in the Matrix
by Homer May 16, 2003
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The Matrix

A movie that has good concept and philosiphy, but was overrated by special effects and political attention.

The matrix is a computer system that makes up for a false conscousness for people, brainwashing them into believing anything they want. This sums up for all the real psychics, clarvoyants, and telekenis-enabled people, they have simple overcome certain elements of the matrix.

Compare to academia
Time Cube shows us that acedamie exists only to brainwash humans with word god.
by restin256 November 16, 2003
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The Matrix

a)A movie trilogy that could be described as Lord of the Rings meets Star Wars meets Terminator meets anime meets a whole lot of philosophical mumbo jumbo and with some greek/christian themes thrown in the mix. Oh yeah sprinkle with some flying kung fu and slow motion shooting. A kickass movie, but instead of getting better as it went along, it got a bit worse (yet still kickass).

b)A great movie consisting of a pasty white guy and a magic negro. (lol)
a)I went to see the Matrix, and it was kickass, and it made me think a little... naw i'm just kidding it was just kickass.

b) magic negro: No one can tell you what The Matrix is, you must find out yourself.
pasty white guy: I know kung fu!
by Omega P-Man April 8, 2004
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seeing the matrix

(1)A moment in which a person does something normally considered difficult in an uncanny way that may seem superhuman in effect.

(2)When it seems as if the person sees the 1's and 0's of the world.

(3)Someone who is perfect at something.
(1)I swear, Criss Angel can see the matrix!

(2)Did you see how he was dodgin' them puches? It was like he was seeing the matrix.

(3)Micheal Jordan can see the matrix in basketball.
by tbearnskwerl May 22, 2007
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Matrix Reloaded

1. a bad ass film which normally lame Keanu Reeves kicks some major ass.
2. A film in which you find out Zion and the "real world" is just another matrix outside the internal matrix and that everyone is still in pods under the machines control.
3. Bad ass special effects
Opps, did I just spoil the Matric Reloaded?
by Bud E Love May 16, 2003
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