masterbate

Masterbate.

A great way to rock oneself to sleep.

Why is bill sleeping so sound? Did he rock himself to sleep, again by mastering that dam wood.

Why is the floor shaking? Bill, are you masterbateing your rocker to sleep?

Bill really knows how to rock himself to sleep, he's out.
Ya I know, he masterbates that wood rocker.

by blackwaterray April 22, 2011

masterbash

The punch/beat your dick sensless until you proceed to cum

Nick : Yo Did you hear matt went to the hospital because he masterbashed to hard......

Neil : Shit man

by The H1N1 V1ru5 March 13, 2010

masterbait

a particular lure used in the sport of fishing that has a superior quality above others with its class.
ie. to use such a lure

I better win now, I've been masterbaiting all day long!!!!

by Genius February 27, 2004

masterbathing

The act of bathing thoroughly and for a lenghty period of time.

If you are in the shower for more than 45 minutes, you are masterbathing.

by CaptainOJ June 10, 2007

masterbate

the act of pleasuring ones self, usually while shouting obscenities such as "God yes" or "Get down"

"Everyone likes a good masterbate."

by Greg Satin January 15, 2003

masterblaster

Also known as a speedball (an intravenous injection of heroin and cocaine at the same time)

I feel so fucking awesome right now after doing that nice masterblaster!

by OGJ.O.E. May 13, 2015

masturblaster

A masturblaster is someone who blasts jizz over people at social events.

Sedgewick attended many social gatherings, but no one would stand near him because of his unsavory reputation as a masturblaster.

by scodder April 18, 2010