mashed potatoes refers to children and the fact that they often resemble mashed potatoes when they are born
by bigbrian42069 September 20, 2019
by Konoyaro Bakayaro October 16, 2015
Clean way of saying "masturbating and watching porn." The tense of "eating" can change depending on context.
by Licensed_Nerd January 13, 2022
The art of ejaculating inside of someone and proceeding to shit inside of them (preferably wetly). The colors are reversed.
by NapoleonD December 29, 2023
A codeword for homosexual men, dating back to the 80s and part of the early 90s. If a man wanted to signal to other homosexuals in a restaurant, he would specifically order a turkey dinner with mashed potatoes and turkey gravy on the side. Then afterwards said homosexual would head out to the nearest secluded area, usually a wooded enviroment.
Jim just ordered the Turkey Dinner with Mashed Potatoes and Gravy on the side, he must be looking for a hookup in the woods.
by FedUpLineCook August 23, 2019
by u fat sao February 22, 2015
Is a vivid and crude way of describing severe trauma or injury to someone's testicles (potatoes), implying they have been so badly crushed or damaged that they are no longer in their normal shape or condition. This expression is used to emphasize the extent of the injury and the extreme pain associated with it.
by DaveDH June 14, 2024